MaritimeMutt
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MaritimeMutt
@bichon.bsky.social
I'm Jolly- Horror fan, PLUR pup, braindead artist and (sometimes) a sailor dog Vtuber.
18+ only, please!

pfp by TanoshiBoo on twitter
I probably break his brain a lil because I choose to cuddle/hug/brush him when I know I'm going to go shower. So he's probably like 'Wtf, human? :| Why do you ignore me I thought we were FRIENDS?'
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
OR SEA LIONS???
I was so ready so slap my belly and yodel with you
January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
If you snooze u lose!!!
I'll make more 'official' free doodle tickets for next con~ with like examples of my work other than my chicken scratch covered in sweat from the sheer heat of the line
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Kissing him underneath and it saying 'this is what it's like being two monkeys finding love in the rainforest :)' and he just leaves
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I didn't realize how relevant this would end up to my day. We got a new showerhead, and it brings me a stupid amount of joy. My husband is probably going to grow tired of me monkey screeching in sheer delight over its power.
January 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'll try to remember to post here after my ban is lifted. I'd really like to cross-post onto other sites more.
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM