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Old and tired: Whamageddon

New and inspired: Whamenger Hunt. Without going out of your way to listen to it, score one point for every time you recognize hearing "Last Christmas" between December 1-25. Highest score wins.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m gonna start praying again but just Middle Child prayers where every night I make sure God knows about everyone who misbehaved or bothered me today.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Nothing shows you how many connected devices you have like changing WiFi networks.
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
TIL that scorpions can survive for two days underwater, which really contextualizes the fable of the scorpion and the frog
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel we are but a few short days until Johnson & Johnson gives Trump a billion dollars and he memory-holes this.
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We should delay kids’ first birthday parties by a couple of years so they can really appreciate and express how weird it is the first time a flash mob shows up and sings a song AT you.
September 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nothing in this universe wants Daredevil to suffer more than the first part of anything media property with Daredevil in the title.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Fear of retaliation" is a lousy excuse for inaction. Friends and especially elected representatives, they've shown us that they'll hurt us *the moment they're able to do so,* so there's no reason to stand there and let them.
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Nothing declares my intent for the day like getting out of the shower and putting on a clean pair of sweatpants
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It’s gonna be tough to have the Star Trek future when we’re trying so hard for Judge Dredd
February 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Your discouraging thought of the day is that it doesn’t matter how illegal something is if the people who enforce those laws don’t care.
February 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am discouraged by how prepared the people who wanted to be stormtroopers were to do stormtrooper things.
February 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don’t forget: you can’t fix someone/something that likes being broken.
February 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Don’t forget that you cannot reason with an unreasonable person.
January 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“The deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 2001” is a hell of a sentence.
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The book was fine but the bit in the acknowledgments that read “this character is named after Ada Lovelace and Hedy Lamar, both of whom were hotter than you and smarter than you but too dead and polite to tell you so I’m doing it” is an absolute gold mine.
January 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
On one level, I get it, but c’mon, crochet. A “half double crochet?” How is that not just “a crochet?”
January 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When it’s early but you’re like “I’m out of distractions, may as well get to work.”
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Todays vibe
January 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My willingness to do an activity is driven more and more by how easy it is to get ready for said activity.

Riding the actual bike went mostly away in large part because it takes 20 minutes to get dressed and prepped for the ride.
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear it, but Susan Collins is not going to save us.
January 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't in any way want an RV or trailer, but the algorithm keeps showing me camper tours and those are pretty fun to watch.
January 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM