Saint Mags, Board Certified Feral
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Saint Mags, Board Certified Feral
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Cranky Christian, freelance medievalist, ADHD enthusiast. Ask me about my semi-feral trash goblin.

All seditious musings herein are my own. Don’t blame my employer.
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Ἔτι πολλὰ ἔχω ὑμῖν λέγειν, ἀλλ' οὐ δύνασθε βαστάζειν ἄρτι
Hey y'all, want to make a statement and help people at the same time?

SNAP funds $187 per person. If you have means, consider donating $187, $18.70 or even $1.87 to a food bank. You can can send even the receipt to your elected representative and share your #187reasons to end the standoff.
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The trash goblin wants you to send noods. Especially the rice ones.

#dogs
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbsky
February 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So apparently Teams is not entirely sure how to translate the word “neurodivergent.”

This is from a workshop I recently gave. From here on out, I ask that you all address me as “nerd virgin.”

#neurodivergent
#ND
#ADHD
#autism
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Good thing this little monster loves the snow lol

#dogs
#dogsofbsky
#dogsofbluesky
February 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So, the trash goblin has apparently leveled up from ripping up plush piggies to horror movie plots. I finished a Zoom class to find a 9-in. chef’s knife on the carpet behind me next to her toys. How the hell did she carry it across the house without cutting herself?

#dogsofbsky
#dogs
#dogsofbluesky
February 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dog fishing, rice noodle style.
February 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who has four paws and just figured out how to use the floor pedal on the garbage can?

The trash goblin has evolved!
January 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Check out this AI generated pair of scissors. If this is the future, imma be hiding out in my cabin in the woods.
January 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM

Having been left to starve by her cruel owners, a desperate trash goblin is forced to turn tricks for her treats.

#dogs
#dogsofbluesky
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Great, I can see her judging me from two different angles.

#dogsofbluesky
#dogs
January 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oooooh they’re saying the quiet part out loud now! wait till they read the Sermon on the Mount…

#exvie
#evangelical
#deconstruction
#christianNationalism
January 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
High praise! If I were Bishop Budde I’d engrave it on a plaque.
January 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is beyond vile.
January 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Happy third gottiversary to our certified feral trash goblin. May you always get neck scritches, crunchy salmon skin, and have the perfect perch to yell at everyone to get off your lawn.
January 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
To be perfectly fair, a good many of them already look like this.
January 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
After having tried to eat a wooden-ass spoon and a bag of treats while I was out of the house, the trash goblin seems unfazed.

#Dogs
#Dogsofbluesky
January 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
January 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Word.
God can take care of Himself. He asks us to take care of others.

#exvangelical
#exvangelicalproblems
January 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
So close, and yet so far.

(I’m not heartless. She’s stupid allergic to beef.)

🍜

#food
#dogs
#dogsofbluesky
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The fruits of yesterday’s labors. It may not be the most authentic phó experience, but it is pretty tasty.

#pho
#food 🍜
January 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
He’s a ten, but he wants to sit at home alone in his house and eat snacks instead of going out.

He’s a 15.
January 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
January 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So much for eating dinner in peace.

#dogs
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbsky
January 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I see you have cheese.

#dogs
#dogsofbsky
#dogsofbluesky
January 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
January 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM