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Jonny
@bibimaghoo.bsky.social
Professional keyboard monkey, player of games, painter of minis, maker of things.
Imagine complaining about a ten grand portrait, that not only is obviously highly skilled work, but actually is quite flattering, because it makes you look normal instead of a fluorescent pubic hair combover.

Only in America.
March 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Genuinely hard to think of anything more pitiful than the wealthiest man in the world spending his time lying on the internet about his video game accomplishments.
January 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by Jonny
It’d be neat if on conference circuit this year, speakers focused on AI revolutionising games had to disclose if they’d previously evangelised for NFTs and/or the metaverse revolutionising games.

How many times can you be massively and loudly wrong before I’m allowed to assume you’re a charlatan?
January 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Reposted by Jonny
Never forget this.
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Burger King wouldn't have snitched
December 9, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I don't fancy his chances much, but you've got to respect his commitment to the attempt.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
Man has ‘finely tuned’ plan to find £500m bitcoin thrown in tip, Cardiff court told
James Howells seeking go-ahead to search for hard drive that was accidentally thrown into landfill in 2013
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Ed Miliband getting banned from Russia is almost certainly the most gangster thing that's ever happened to him. I bet he's looking up spinner rims right now while whispering to himself "well why not, I deserve it".
November 26, 2024 at 5:19 PM
November 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Jeremy Clarkson doesn't give a shit about farmers. He bought a farm specifically to not have his family pay millions in tax upon his death. He has stated this unambiguously. It would be nice if media didn't put a man trying to dodge taxes at the center of an issue that is genuine for real farmers.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Is there correlation between the millions of new users, and the millions of cats on my timeline? Is this how it begins? #catoverlords
November 15, 2024 at 1:08 PM
November 14, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Whatever I would have written for my first post here, couldn't possibly have been funnier than this.

www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’
Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2024 at 5:14 PM