Eli
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biasedelias.bsky.social
Eli
@biasedelias.bsky.social
Anti-social socialist from Texas • 29 • INFP • Libra • proud dad • shy poet • avid video game replayer (I’m poor)
Bruh I was shiny hunting charmander for like 30 minutes and I hatched one WAAAAAY under odds, I don’t even have the shiny charm yet :’) feels good #pokemon #shiny
June 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Also I know this is late but I did want to acknowledge the death of one of my heroes and wish him a happy afterlife RIP Daniel you were always such a solid dude…this was the first time I met him (along with Mike and Jeremy and Chris and Andy etc) #tdwp
May 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This one is more recent and lowkey unfinished but I like it enough to post it I suppose 🥀 #poetrysky
May 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Was trimming a tree in the backyard earlier today and stumbled upon a cute lil moment lmao
May 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I hate to say this is the first time one of these is actually accurate for me 😅🤣
May 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
FIRST OF ALL thanks for calling out my hyperhidrosis, I always get told I smell GOODT so whateva 😤 secondly I am indeed fun at parties
April 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Your eternal handsomeness has inspired me to share a selfie from the vault lmao I kinda miss my pink haired sad boi era
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When in doubt, make a casserole 🥲
April 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He’s so knowledgeable already at 4 years old 😭😭 he’s got the toys, books, cards, clothes, games etc. I love him so much and how dedicated he can be 🥰 (seeing him in decked out in his ash costume makes me die inside lmao)
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Larxene always kicks my ass but I love her
March 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
💀💀💀 #snowwhite $300m budget and nothing but bad PR later…I’ll still watch it tho
March 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorating the bedroom has been fun so far lmao
March 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
He is glorious 😻
March 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Prob spent like 7+ hours on and off on this so far but it’s almost done 🤩
March 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Making some progress but I gotta take a break 🥲 the lil paws 😭
March 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just gonna tune the world out for a while
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Strand was beautiful as usual this weekend, I wanna go back with the intent to blow $$$ on trinkets
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I hate capitalism for making me stoop so low (I hope it’s good tho)
February 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Some are gonna be rereads, and I got a couple for my kiddo as well but I’m excited! I also got a meditation book and some other self help type books I’m excited to flip through
January 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#Snowing in #Houston a bright silver lining to a dark day
January 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Also my cat wall is coming along nicely 😻 #catsky
December 25, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Honestly these types of gifts are my favorite, I’m bad at seeming thankful bc I get uncomfortable receiving things but I’m giddy af on the inside LOOK AT THE STARDEW SLEEPING CAT STICKER
December 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Spent today putting together my son’s new trampoline (I’ll take pics once we turn the lights on and he’s asleep since it’s hiding in the backyard till Christmas) and helped put together his new calming closet (we’re replacing the closet door with beads so it’ll be a nice extension to his playroom)
December 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I dig the symbolism of my current bedside companions
December 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Meanwhile they stopped and got this guy Burger King 🤔 and all the politicians with something negative to say about Luigi are currently enabling a genocide, what a country 🦅
December 20, 2024 at 6:41 PM