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AND … THREE! SMILES GO FOR MILES! | he/him | SD✌🏽🌯🌅🌿
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this is what I look like btw
is there a feature on my phone to instantly delete all the accidental screenshots I’ve taken trying to snooze my alarm
June 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
ludwig was voted favorite streamer on grindrs yearly wrapped.. is this finally a safe space to say how much I want him to **** me **** and *** **** my ****** while I ******* *** **** and ***** 🥴
December 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I have not met a single person in real life who remembers this movie
December 5, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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THIS MOVIE SPELLED ITS OWN TITLE WRONG.
December 4, 2024 at 4:10 PM
mourning the fact that culturally when people see green and pink together now they’ll think of wicked instead of them ☝🏽😔
December 3, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I thought this was a nipple
Saturn's Northern Hexagon
December 2, 2024 at 1:56 AM
this is what I look like btw
December 2, 2024 at 1:55 AM
god it’s so refreshing to scroll through a feed that’s not littered with sponsored posts or brainrot videos that have been reposted into oblivion
December 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM