What? I’d planned to take some friends to Bradford for that, we were going to do hospitality and show them the glamour of a weekend in Bradford. FFS

Work ‘fun’ day in deepest Czech Republic a few years ago. Still don’t know why I was invited

My old man would say fastest three ways to lose money? Fast cars, fast women and gambling. Seaside apartment is the correct albeit slightly less interesting option

The boy grew some Trinidad Scorpions a few years back. One of them in a chilli made you sweat, two was enough

No. I think they’re shite.

I’ve the term “inch pebble” used in a project planning meeting 🙄🙄

Rita, Sue and Bob Too.

This little fella, or girl, was outside our cottage last night. The puppies were terrified, squirrels and the odd hedgehog back home is their experience