Big P
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Big P
@bi.gp
Software developer. He/him
It's interesting how phones aren't listening to your every word but everyone thinks they are, and yet everyone seems to have just accepted that it's okay. No wonder tech companies are so brazen
July 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Someone should make a service which automatically sends your personal dillemas out to every listener generated content podcast and aggregates the responses
July 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nobody:
Me: I have forgotten how to properly structure text and can only express my thoughts via meme templates
June 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Why do companies have to name their apps either something far too generic or far too irrelevant. I want "Sony Camera App" not "Imaging Edge"??
June 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Something really creeps me out about couples who run a YouTube channel together. Like whats going on there
June 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why do websites need me to enter my password like cmon bro it's me
June 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Evolution of tech prefixes:
e-
i-
Smart
AI
June 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
YouTubers need to stop telling me to hit the bell. There is no YouTube channel that I need to immediately know when there's a new video.
May 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
British Fergie is like:
"Whatcha gonna do with all that rubbish, all that rubbish inside your boot"
May 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Social media dead I'm checking Authy
May 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
How do they find so many adults with child voices for the haribo adverts?
May 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The giant rolling monument to financial regret that is a 2020 reg campervan
May 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Self driving car but train it only using episodes of Police Interceptors
May 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If the paranormal existed you just know that AWS would offer it as a service. Seance as a Service.
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
abandoned buildings should play copyrighted music instead of a siren so that urbex youtubers cant upload their video
March 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
cuck chair vs boyfriend chair ultimate showdown
March 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why did they never give Wallisan Gromit's dog a name
February 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My secrets are between me and jsoneditoronline.org
February 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Before 1935:
"I had no idea about that, it must've flown under my radar"

"your what?"
February 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How much did McVities pay scientists to make them name it the Digestive Tract
January 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
shout out to the Kensington lock. Never heard a bad word and everything seems to have it despite never actually seeing it being used
January 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I know you're reading my article right now, but I've got this great video to play for you. Oh you're scrolling past it? No worries let me pin it to the top of the page for you. I made sure to make the close button tiny, and made clicking the video take you to a different page.
January 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The phrase "yeah that's the problem isn't it" is a great way to agree with someone when you didn't listen to what they said
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
what about a new social media site for porn stars to find people to collaborate with called kinkedin
January 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i thought this standing desk would make me more productive now im just procrastinating standing up
January 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM