Friendly Neighborhood Taurus| The Overweight Lover
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M.N.E.I.G.
Red Cloud Life
RavenClaw Vet
Red Cloud Life
RavenClaw Vet
Pinned
Lil bih im a mood!
I pray everyone is doing well this fine evening
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I pray everyone is doing well this fine evening
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Water gonna be crisp. I love it.
It’s finally leave your bottles of water in the car szn
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Water gonna be crisp. I love it.
1 president, 2 terms, 3 shutdowns
October 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
1 president, 2 terms, 3 shutdowns
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I’d watch porn on this volume and it’ll still be too loud.
September 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I’d watch porn on this volume and it’ll still be too loud.
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BLACK QUEENS FOREVER, SNOW BUNNIES NEVER
August 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
BLACK QUEENS FOREVER, SNOW BUNNIES NEVER
Ngl, i was gone get on here earlier and complain about someone who decided i wasn’t worth having as a friend but decided it was worth my energy. #TheirLoss
August 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ngl, i was gone get on here earlier and complain about someone who decided i wasn’t worth having as a friend but decided it was worth my energy. #TheirLoss
Best class there is!!
Class of 2009. Where you at gang!!
July 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Best class there is!!
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Not giving a shit what ppl think… about you or anything else for that matter 🤷🏾♀️
1. What gets easier with age?
July 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not giving a shit what ppl think… about you or anything else for that matter 🤷🏾♀️
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I am this many years old…
I had a subscription.
I had a subscription.
July 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I am this many years old…
I had a subscription.
I had a subscription.
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When she complaining about them rolls while you figuring out how to sop’em up 🤤
July 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When she complaining about them rolls while you figuring out how to sop’em up 🤤
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Hips or no hips gimme dat pouch
Only if she has hips and ion like that 😩
Sum bout this pouch brings out the demon in me
July 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hips or no hips gimme dat pouch
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telling people “no” is good for your soul.
July 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
telling people “no” is good for your soul.
The Croc disrespect has got to end one of these days
Analogy:
Crocs are to shoes what hatchbacks are to cars.
I will not be elaborating.
Crocs are to shoes what hatchbacks are to cars.
I will not be elaborating.
an elderly woman wearing glasses and hoop earrings is sitting in a chair looking out a window .
ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and hoop earrings is sitting in a chair looking out a window .
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Croc disrespect has got to end one of these days
Hell yea dawg
Bro I love women who have a good appetite. You niggas crazy. Saw a woman order a steak bout big ass her back and I was like "that's a good woman, Savannah"
July 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hell yea dawg
Started Dan Da Dan
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Started Dan Da Dan
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Fall me please. We dealt with enough summer.
July 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fall me please. We dealt with enough summer.
I’m still pissed they had some snot nosed kid take out Omar in The Wire!
July 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m still pissed they had some snot nosed kid take out Omar in The Wire!
Yea that’d probably get me too
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Yea that’d probably get me too
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ED is a early warning sign. You need to be worried about cholesterol and heart disease. Get that blood work done.
July 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ED is a early warning sign. You need to be worried about cholesterol and heart disease. Get that blood work done.
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Also this is your friendly reminder to drink your water, do your squats, and mind your business
July 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Also this is your friendly reminder to drink your water, do your squats, and mind your business
I pray erryone that reads this is having a blessed night, week, month, year, life in general
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I pray erryone that reads this is having a blessed night, week, month, year, life in general
Hey yall! Hope erryone doing well!
June 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hey yall! Hope erryone doing well!
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I’m sickuh deez adult ‘sponserbilities!! 🥴
May 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m sickuh deez adult ‘sponserbilities!! 🥴