Blake Hurtik
@bhurtik.bsky.social
Will he cut his hair now that he's a boss?
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Will he cut his hair now that he's a boss?
Just an absolute menace of a song.
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just an absolute menace of a song.
Have still never witnessed a human as mad as Bo Pelini in the tunnel immediately afterward.
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Have still never witnessed a human as mad as Bo Pelini in the tunnel immediately afterward.
I was kinda thinking Uncut Gems x The Bear
September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I was kinda thinking Uncut Gems x The Bear
All of my dad’s texts about Texas to me are “he sucks” almost exclusively regarding QB play
September 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
All of my dad’s texts about Texas to me are “he sucks” almost exclusively regarding QB play
Alt-Right/Rock Fest
September 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Alt-Right/Rock Fest
Really struggling to find a connective thread for this lineup. A true grab bag of bands and baseball Guys.
September 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Really struggling to find a connective thread for this lineup. A true grab bag of bands and baseball Guys.
Phil Maton is an Astros sleeper agent.
August 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Phil Maton is an Astros sleeper agent.
We're gonna have to add a sixth tool to the scouting reports: Whimsy.
August 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We're gonna have to add a sixth tool to the scouting reports: Whimsy.
Being a Neil fan is freeing. Like the opposite of being a Swiftie. You are under zero obligation or pressure to defend his work.
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Being a Neil fan is freeing. Like the opposite of being a Swiftie. You are under zero obligation or pressure to defend his work.
Animorphs: Angel-morphs
July 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Animorphs: Angel-morphs
Before. I appreciate the chance to calibrate expectations ahead of time. I'm often surprised both to the upside and downside.
July 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Before. I appreciate the chance to calibrate expectations ahead of time. I'm often surprised both to the upside and downside.
You are not alone. Keep up the fight.
July 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You are not alone. Keep up the fight.
Same here. Let's call it a wash.
June 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Same here. Let's call it a wash.
No gifts for you, now go find a new gig.
May 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No gifts for you, now go find a new gig.
Tim McDonald played the straight man to Hanks' court jester ass.
May 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tim McDonald played the straight man to Hanks' court jester ass.
Will Clank. Bobby Wilt. The list goes on.
May 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Will Clank. Bobby Wilt. The list goes on.
Dude this is literally worthy of "my life's work." This and your angry reader emails.
May 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dude this is literally worthy of "my life's work." This and your angry reader emails.
Pretty sure that’s Bebop and Rocksteady from Ninja Turtles.
May 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Pretty sure that’s Bebop and Rocksteady from Ninja Turtles.
Trump watches “Escape from Alcatraz” and next day wants to tariff foreign movies and reopen the prison. Noem watches “Squid Game” and now this. It seems so dumbly uncomplicated.
May 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Trump watches “Escape from Alcatraz” and next day wants to tariff foreign movies and reopen the prison. Noem watches “Squid Game” and now this. It seems so dumbly uncomplicated.
Attending a scrap metal recycling convention this week, of all things, and the Bananas CEO is the keynote speaker. It’s all just too corny.
May 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Attending a scrap metal recycling convention this week, of all things, and the Bananas CEO is the keynote speaker. It’s all just too corny.