"let's combine Jim Downey from that meme with head scars"

to be fair, the ancient feeling might be due to stuff like Billy Martin on the verge of being fired, Ray Knight in his final season, and multiple players who aren't able to run playing through injuries in mid-June

wonder if this judge was saving that line for a special occasion or if he makes the same joke over and over

*insert the Vanilla Ice explanation of how "Ice Ice Baby" sounds different than "Under Pressure" to explain that since Big Slam's mask is slightly different than Vader's, it's totally not a ripoff* (although, probably a fun shopping trip to try and find an adult Vader mask in the pre-internet days)

back in a simpler time when humans had to make bizarre and technically inaccurate artwork instead of letting AI do it

it's the "Lucy and Ethel at the candy factory" of audits, they just keep falling behind in that totally real audit

don't ever get wrestlers trying to attack people because their match was cancelled

it sounds like the singer is taunting the people he's singing about

"you have to buy one of these coins to access the game"

it felt like a playlist combining Italian standards with 60s oldies. "Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke. A version of "All Of Me" that didn't seem like it was Frank Sinatra but might have been.

"we gotta use the stairs at the Greenbrier for our training"

Our national reserve of people with jars loaded with pennies will step up for anybody having an issue with making change.

*Glenn Beck board meme about how James Comer and James Comey share 9 of 10 letters*

So basically it goes off the land of things the Senate never acts on with the usual media coverage acting like the entire body is blocking it instead of one person aided by the lack of further action