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@bheemaperino.bsky.social
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The goal is not to stand under but to understand. 🪨➡️🌊
Locktober has begun. The Great Lock-In of 2025 is here. The hatch is closed, the straightjacket is snug, and the walls are padded for the long wait. See you in the new year… 🐐
October 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Locktober has begun. The Great Lock-In of 2025 is here. The hatch is closed, the straightjacket is snug, and the walls are padded for the long wait. See you in the new year… 🐐
Twas the night before Locktober...
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Twas the night before Locktober...
We're going off the grid. Zero Dark sih sendy type shit. 💀
September 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
We're going off the grid. Zero Dark sih sendy type shit. 💀
Some of y’all are prepping for cuffing season. I’m prepping for the seal.
The Lock-In approaches. If you need me, send a carrier pigeon 🐦
The Lock-In approaches. If you need me, send a carrier pigeon 🐦
September 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Some of y’all are prepping for cuffing season. I’m prepping for the seal.
The Lock-In approaches. If you need me, send a carrier pigeon 🐦
The Lock-In approaches. If you need me, send a carrier pigeon 🐦
The air’s getting colder, the signal weaker. I can feel it coming...
September 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The air’s getting colder, the signal weaker. I can feel it coming...
Getting ex'd like next ✌️😳
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Getting ex'd like next ✌️😳
I think y'all got ts backward. Y'all like freedumb. I'm living that paidsmart. This is chess, not checkers, bruh
September 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think y'all got ts backward. Y'all like freedumb. I'm living that paidsmart. This is chess, not checkers, bruh
Shower thought:
When does the sixskin DLC drop? I've been rocking a fiveskin for nearly a decade, and I'm due for an upgrade.
When does the sixskin DLC drop? I've been rocking a fiveskin for nearly a decade, and I'm due for an upgrade.
September 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Shower thought:
When does the sixskin DLC drop? I've been rocking a fiveskin for nearly a decade, and I'm due for an upgrade.
When does the sixskin DLC drop? I've been rocking a fiveskin for nearly a decade, and I'm due for an upgrade.
I regret to inform my fans that I am a country boy quitter... I don't get the job done 😕
Good news for my haters, I'm an earthbound misfit.
Thank you for your attention on this bladder.
Good news for my haters, I'm an earthbound misfit.
Thank you for your attention on this bladder.
September 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I regret to inform my fans that I am a country boy quitter... I don't get the job done 😕
Good news for my haters, I'm an earthbound misfit.
Thank you for your attention on this bladder.
Good news for my haters, I'm an earthbound misfit.
Thank you for your attention on this bladder.
Are people out here doing 75 hard? As in 75 DAYS?? How??? I can’t stay hard for more than a couple of hours 💀
September 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Are people out here doing 75 hard? As in 75 DAYS?? How??? I can’t stay hard for more than a couple of hours 💀
I'm trying to paint a picture
Don't put it on a fixture
Please respect this mixture
Or you'll get hit with a quick serve 😬
Don't put it on a fixture
Please respect this mixture
Or you'll get hit with a quick serve 😬
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I'm trying to paint a picture
Don't put it on a fixture
Please respect this mixture
Or you'll get hit with a quick serve 😬
Don't put it on a fixture
Please respect this mixture
Or you'll get hit with a quick serve 😬
I believe in a better future
I believe in evolution
You're stuck in the old ways
I'm looking for a new solution
My mind is clear and sharp
You've got that pre-nut delusion
I believe in evolution
You're stuck in the old ways
I'm looking for a new solution
My mind is clear and sharp
You've got that pre-nut delusion
September 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I believe in a better future
I believe in evolution
You're stuck in the old ways
I'm looking for a new solution
My mind is clear and sharp
You've got that pre-nut delusion
I believe in evolution
You're stuck in the old ways
I'm looking for a new solution
My mind is clear and sharp
You've got that pre-nut delusion
I thought my brain was too fatty,
So I put it on a cut
Now I'm hella bulking
Adding plates until I'm stuck
Feeling absolutely euphoric
My mental clarity is post-nut
So I put it on a cut
Now I'm hella bulking
Adding plates until I'm stuck
Feeling absolutely euphoric
My mental clarity is post-nut
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I thought my brain was too fatty,
So I put it on a cut
Now I'm hella bulking
Adding plates until I'm stuck
Feeling absolutely euphoric
My mental clarity is post-nut
So I put it on a cut
Now I'm hella bulking
Adding plates until I'm stuck
Feeling absolutely euphoric
My mental clarity is post-nut
Oh, lovely Tylenol
I'm trying to win, not trying to tie them all.
My fault I was trying to ball
Didn't trip, just learned to fall
And if I'm pressed?
Or backs against the wall?
I exhale, I smile, then stand tall.
I'm a pain killer, one Tylenol can't stall.
I'm trying to win, not trying to tie them all.
My fault I was trying to ball
Didn't trip, just learned to fall
And if I'm pressed?
Or backs against the wall?
I exhale, I smile, then stand tall.
I'm a pain killer, one Tylenol can't stall.
September 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh, lovely Tylenol
I'm trying to win, not trying to tie them all.
My fault I was trying to ball
Didn't trip, just learned to fall
And if I'm pressed?
Or backs against the wall?
I exhale, I smile, then stand tall.
I'm a pain killer, one Tylenol can't stall.
I'm trying to win, not trying to tie them all.
My fault I was trying to ball
Didn't trip, just learned to fall
And if I'm pressed?
Or backs against the wall?
I exhale, I smile, then stand tall.
I'm a pain killer, one Tylenol can't stall.
Let me leave no doubt
I'm the serpent and the fruit
Power tastes like clout
I'm the serpent and the fruit
Power tastes like clout
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Let me leave no doubt
I'm the serpent and the fruit
Power tastes like clout
I'm the serpent and the fruit
Power tastes like clout
First amend what I meant. Forget free, paid speech is the way 🔑. I'm just a man, aimin' for the 💰... Amen 🙏
September 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
First amend what I meant. Forget free, paid speech is the way 🔑. I'm just a man, aimin' for the 💰... Amen 🙏
With the TikTok deals
And lack of insta reels
Lemme get in my feels
On Bluesky, I'm going to keep it real
And never break that seal
And never cheat that meal.
Let me start my new season spiel
It's about damn time
I turn my irl into a highlight reel.
And lack of insta reels
Lemme get in my feels
On Bluesky, I'm going to keep it real
And never break that seal
And never cheat that meal.
Let me start my new season spiel
It's about damn time
I turn my irl into a highlight reel.
September 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
With the TikTok deals
And lack of insta reels
Lemme get in my feels
On Bluesky, I'm going to keep it real
And never break that seal
And never cheat that meal.
Let me start my new season spiel
It's about damn time
I turn my irl into a highlight reel.
And lack of insta reels
Lemme get in my feels
On Bluesky, I'm going to keep it real
And never break that seal
And never cheat that meal.
Let me start my new season spiel
It's about damn time
I turn my irl into a highlight reel.
The greatest thing my parents ever taught me was this: Respect everyone and fear no one except Herobrine. 💯
September 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The greatest thing my parents ever taught me was this: Respect everyone and fear no one except Herobrine. 💯
They wanted my story to be about isolation. It became about found family.
They even lurked while I couch surfed.
They thought I was pushing a stone. But I was building a throne.
#FEAR
They even lurked while I couch surfed.
They thought I was pushing a stone. But I was building a throne.
#FEAR
September 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They wanted my story to be about isolation. It became about found family.
They even lurked while I couch surfed.
They thought I was pushing a stone. But I was building a throne.
#FEAR
They even lurked while I couch surfed.
They thought I was pushing a stone. But I was building a throne.
#FEAR
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I wish I could say I was self-made, but I had to take out a loan.
I guess I put the interest in interesting.
I guess I put the interest in interesting.
September 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I wish I could say I was self-made, but I had to take out a loan.
I guess I put the interest in interesting.
I guess I put the interest in interesting.
Free-range eggs? Nah. I buy from paid-range. Chickens need bread, too.
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Free-range eggs? Nah. I buy from paid-range. Chickens need bread, too.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
No more sugar-free. I’m sipping sugar-paid.
September 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
No more sugar-free. I’m sipping sugar-paid.
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utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay
September 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay