Bob Hazlewood
@bhaz1960.bsky.social
Slightly left of center moderate libertarian I'm a nerd who likes Star Wars AND Star Trek, video games (PC and Console), all three* major Dallas-area sports teams, and The Beatles. I played D&D when mages couldn't wear armor. (*Mavs out!) No OF/Porn/DMs
Jeff Kent? Harold Baines 2.0
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Jeff Kent? Harold Baines 2.0
The Baseball Hall of Fame is set to announce the "Contemporary Player" ballot results tonight.
The ballot is:
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Carlos Delgado
Jeff Kent
Don Mattingly
Dale Murphy
Gary Sheffield
Fernando Valenzuela
Arguments can be made for and against each player.
Who's in? Who's out?
The ballot is:
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Carlos Delgado
Jeff Kent
Don Mattingly
Dale Murphy
Gary Sheffield
Fernando Valenzuela
Arguments can be made for and against each player.
Who's in? Who's out?
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Baseball Hall of Fame is set to announce the "Contemporary Player" ballot results tonight.
The ballot is:
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Carlos Delgado
Jeff Kent
Don Mattingly
Dale Murphy
Gary Sheffield
Fernando Valenzuela
Arguments can be made for and against each player.
Who's in? Who's out?
The ballot is:
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Carlos Delgado
Jeff Kent
Don Mattingly
Dale Murphy
Gary Sheffield
Fernando Valenzuela
Arguments can be made for and against each player.
Who's in? Who's out?
I finally got some beautiful ladies to play "Spin the Bottle" with me. However, they insisted on "Presidential Rules"... they got unlimited vetoes.
Somehow, none of my "legislation" was passed. 🙁
The worst part was when I reached for the bottle and they all simultaneously shouted "VETO!"
#MadeUp
Somehow, none of my "legislation" was passed. 🙁
The worst part was when I reached for the bottle and they all simultaneously shouted "VETO!"
#MadeUp
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I finally got some beautiful ladies to play "Spin the Bottle" with me. However, they insisted on "Presidential Rules"... they got unlimited vetoes.
Somehow, none of my "legislation" was passed. 🙁
The worst part was when I reached for the bottle and they all simultaneously shouted "VETO!"
#MadeUp
Somehow, none of my "legislation" was passed. 🙁
The worst part was when I reached for the bottle and they all simultaneously shouted "VETO!"
#MadeUp
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife.
I tried being a Nihilist, but I just couldn't get anything out of it.
August 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I tried being a Nihilist, but I just couldn't get anything out of it.
Friendzoned, passed over for promotion at work. Could use a pick-me-up. Go!
July 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Friendzoned, passed over for promotion at work. Could use a pick-me-up. Go!
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This you, Gym?
July 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This you, Gym?
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What do you say to when they say “you were speeding”? Or another claim to traffic violations.
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What do you say to when they say “you were speeding”? Or another claim to traffic violations.
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Remember, those who claim to be enraged that an almost imperceptible amount of federal dollars goes to NPR and PBS are currently before the Supreme Court demanding that your taxpayer money be spent to fund a Christian school in Oklahoma that definitionally trafficks in propaganda
May 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Remember, those who claim to be enraged that an almost imperceptible amount of federal dollars goes to NPR and PBS are currently before the Supreme Court demanding that your taxpayer money be spent to fund a Christian school in Oklahoma that definitionally trafficks in propaganda
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April 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I checked my profile, and it says I have 1534 followers. I scrolled through the list (didn't count them though) and made sure that I was following back every one of them. I then went through my "follows" list and un-followed the "regular folks" who weren't following back.
April 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I checked my profile, and it says I have 1534 followers. I scrolled through the list (didn't count them though) and made sure that I was following back every one of them. I then went through my "follows" list and un-followed the "regular folks" who weren't following back.
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go.bsky.app/DUH5QLi Hey Blue Sky Walkers! Sassy's brand new starter pack! Please 👣 follow and ♻️! Thank you!
@thepurplebauer.bsky.social
@raykwong.bsky.social
@filosia.bsky.social
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@bluestormcomin1.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
@coffeeshopsage.bsky.social
@thepurplebauer.bsky.social
@raykwong.bsky.social
@filosia.bsky.social
@sassysister27.bsky.social
@bluestormcomin1.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
@coffeeshopsage.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
go.bsky.app/DUH5QLi Hey Blue Sky Walkers! Sassy's brand new starter pack! Please 👣 follow and ♻️! Thank you!
@thepurplebauer.bsky.social
@raykwong.bsky.social
@filosia.bsky.social
@sassysister27.bsky.social
@bluestormcomin1.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
@coffeeshopsage.bsky.social
@thepurplebauer.bsky.social
@raykwong.bsky.social
@filosia.bsky.social
@sassysister27.bsky.social
@bluestormcomin1.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
@coffeeshopsage.bsky.social
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Where are the Russian tariffs?
April 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Where are the Russian tariffs?
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We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy.
Third time’s the charm, I guess.
Third time’s the charm, I guess.
April 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy.
Third time’s the charm, I guess.
Third time’s the charm, I guess.
Hey everyone! My friend is @kellybeemoon-bat.bsky.social is now on Bluesky. In addition to being a terrific artist, she's a true blue resistor surrounded by an ocean of red. Please show her some love.
March 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hey everyone! My friend is @kellybeemoon-bat.bsky.social is now on Bluesky. In addition to being a terrific artist, she's a true blue resistor surrounded by an ocean of red. Please show her some love.
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"I'm burning America down and making it illegal for you to complain about it."
March 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"I'm burning America down and making it illegal for you to complain about it."