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here to have a good time and learn a thing or two along the way
Conker's Bad Fur Day
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Responses that are correct get the least engagement
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You are purposefully obtuse. You are a baby-brained next-gen Matt Iglesias, except he makes WAY more money than you for his bad opinions, and you'll never figure out how to reach the level of the real Liberal sycophants
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I always think about Aaron Swartz' suicide resulting from the legal consequences of liberating JStor whenever the topic of AI/Copywrite comes up. It's a bummer
August 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
a bloo bloo bloo 🎩
June 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
authoritarianism is when a billionaire has to farm for a little while
May 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's like Indian Power Rangers, it's perfect
May 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I've been to multiple weddings that featured tunak tunak lol
May 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I would vote for Sheinbaum in a split second
April 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
sleep schedule so fucked I'm still mostly sober at the bar
August 17, 2023 at 7:56 AM
I had someone show me a "feels like 125° they screenshotted a couple of days ago. It's been high nineties and hella humidity in central Alabama the last few days
August 15, 2023 at 5:35 AM
hell, same
August 13, 2023 at 4:57 AM
We had a cleaning party at work today and I had a root beer float with peanut butter whiskey
August 8, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Biscuit status: delicious
August 4, 2023 at 8:37 PM
August 4, 2023 at 8:11 AM
"I'm gonna be real with you boss, this is how we really do things around here" *walks to the dumpster to smoke a cigarette*
August 4, 2023 at 2:22 AM
I think I got de-mufo'd
August 3, 2023 at 7:45 AM
If you like the second son more, sometimes you have to get your hands dirty to maintain a proper lineage
August 3, 2023 at 6:01 AM