Press send on your death threat to Brad Raffensberger and grab a cold one: it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!

I thought it would be fun to Trumpify "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" -- until I realized it runs to 56 lines! Still, I soldiered on and, with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, I present to you:

Midnight at Mar-a-Lago

Set aside the Epoch Times and synchronize your jewel-encrusted Trump watches: it's time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!

Microwave the mince pie and press pause on your Project 2025 audiobook, it’s time for a late-night MAGA Hallmark Thanksgiving Movie!

Republicans are about to break our government so recklessly and thoroughly that even if they allow another meaningful presidential vote to occur in 4 years and a Democrat overcomes their new election infrastructure to win, that Democrat will have to spend their entire presidency rebuilding America.

Set aside your God Bless the USA Bible and turn down The Tucker Carlson Show…It’s time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas Carol!

Anyway, read the whole piece, which doesn't just diagnose; it prescribes. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Crack open a Coors Light and crank up the Kid Rock Christmas album, it’s time for another MAGA Hallmark holiday movie!

I’ve decided to monetize my holiday pastimes of (1) political doomscrolling and (2) watching Christmas movies like it’s my job
by writing synopses for a new slate of post-Apocalyptic Hallmark Christmas movies.

Light up the banned books and fetch a fresh mug of liberal tears—it's time for another MAGA Hallmark Christmas movie!