bh3lliom | That Planescape GM
@bh3lliom.bsky.social
Educator | Lore bard | Planar DM | (he/him)
Hi, I'm a professional DM over at startplaying.games/gm/bh3lliom
Come play Planescape with me.
Hi, I'm a professional DM over at startplaying.games/gm/bh3lliom
Come play Planescape with me.
Quotes from my games:
Me: “You can’t mount your Griffon from prone.”
Bard: 🌶️ “I've mounted people from prone hundreds of times.” 🌶️
*Pause...*
Me: “You mount your Griffon from prone.”
#dnd
Me: “You can’t mount your Griffon from prone.”
Bard: 🌶️ “I've mounted people from prone hundreds of times.” 🌶️
*Pause...*
Me: “You mount your Griffon from prone.”
#dnd
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Quotes from my games:
Me: “You can’t mount your Griffon from prone.”
Bard: 🌶️ “I've mounted people from prone hundreds of times.” 🌶️
*Pause...*
Me: “You mount your Griffon from prone.”
#dnd
Me: “You can’t mount your Griffon from prone.”
Bard: 🌶️ “I've mounted people from prone hundreds of times.” 🌶️
*Pause...*
Me: “You mount your Griffon from prone.”
#dnd
Quotes from my games:
"I don't need all of the meteor, just a small chunk, the size of the red dragon's head." - Thayan Necromancer
"I cast reduce on the dragon and say, deal." - Wizard
#dnd
"I don't need all of the meteor, just a small chunk, the size of the red dragon's head." - Thayan Necromancer
"I cast reduce on the dragon and say, deal." - Wizard
#dnd
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Quotes from my games:
"I don't need all of the meteor, just a small chunk, the size of the red dragon's head." - Thayan Necromancer
"I cast reduce on the dragon and say, deal." - Wizard
#dnd
"I don't need all of the meteor, just a small chunk, the size of the red dragon's head." - Thayan Necromancer
"I cast reduce on the dragon and say, deal." - Wizard
#dnd
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Quotes from my games:
Player 1: "Is this water deep?"
Player 2: "Maybe you should ask Whisper?"
Player 1: "Why?"
Player 2: "She knows all about Waterdeep."
#dnd
Player 1: "Is this water deep?"
Player 2: "Maybe you should ask Whisper?"
Player 1: "Why?"
Player 2: "She knows all about Waterdeep."
#dnd
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Quotes from my games:
Player 1: "Is this water deep?"
Player 2: "Maybe you should ask Whisper?"
Player 1: "Why?"
Player 2: "She knows all about Waterdeep."
#dnd
Player 1: "Is this water deep?"
Player 2: "Maybe you should ask Whisper?"
Player 1: "Why?"
Player 2: "She knows all about Waterdeep."
#dnd
Teaching kiddo how to play D&D today.
"Hey kiddo, give me a strength check."
Kid picks up a d20 and throws it as hard as he can directly at me. 😆
#dnd
"Hey kiddo, give me a strength check."
Kid picks up a d20 and throws it as hard as he can directly at me. 😆
#dnd
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Teaching kiddo how to play D&D today.
"Hey kiddo, give me a strength check."
Kid picks up a d20 and throws it as hard as he can directly at me. 😆
#dnd
"Hey kiddo, give me a strength check."
Kid picks up a d20 and throws it as hard as he can directly at me. 😆
#dnd
Quotes from my games:
"Suspended in the cage above the river Styx, you see something you've never seen before..
"The Bongocat lobby code?"
#dnd #planescape
"Suspended in the cage above the river Styx, you see something you've never seen before..
"The Bongocat lobby code?"
#dnd #planescape
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Quotes from my games:
"Suspended in the cage above the river Styx, you see something you've never seen before..
"The Bongocat lobby code?"
#dnd #planescape
"Suspended in the cage above the river Styx, you see something you've never seen before..
"The Bongocat lobby code?"
#dnd #planescape
Quotes from my games:
"How big is your bardic?"
"Mine's only a 10."
"Noone's gonna scoff at a 10."
"Of course the bards are comparing bardics."
#dnd #planescape
"How big is your bardic?"
"Mine's only a 10."
"Noone's gonna scoff at a 10."
"Of course the bards are comparing bardics."
#dnd #planescape
September 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Quotes from my games:
"How big is your bardic?"
"Mine's only a 10."
"Noone's gonna scoff at a 10."
"Of course the bards are comparing bardics."
#dnd #planescape
"How big is your bardic?"
"Mine's only a 10."
"Noone's gonna scoff at a 10."
"Of course the bards are comparing bardics."
#dnd #planescape
Quotes from my games:
"Ah Bleakers, the only bunch who says Mom, it's not a phase - it's a faction."
#dnd #planescape
"Ah Bleakers, the only bunch who says Mom, it's not a phase - it's a faction."
#dnd #planescape
May 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Quotes from my games:
"Ah Bleakers, the only bunch who says Mom, it's not a phase - it's a faction."
#dnd #planescape
"Ah Bleakers, the only bunch who says Mom, it's not a phase - it's a faction."
#dnd #planescape
Quotes from my games:
Bard: What happens if the wizard dominates our Barbarian?
Warlock: "Well I dominate them right back" pulls out a scroll
Barbarian: "This is so hot."
#dnd
Bard: What happens if the wizard dominates our Barbarian?
Warlock: "Well I dominate them right back" pulls out a scroll
Barbarian: "This is so hot."
#dnd
May 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Quotes from my games:
Bard: What happens if the wizard dominates our Barbarian?
Warlock: "Well I dominate them right back" pulls out a scroll
Barbarian: "This is so hot."
#dnd
Bard: What happens if the wizard dominates our Barbarian?
Warlock: "Well I dominate them right back" pulls out a scroll
Barbarian: "This is so hot."
#dnd
May 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Quotes from my games:
Player1: "I stab him in the heart as hellfire consumes him and his soul is sent to the hells."
Player2: "Non-lethally right?"
#dnd
Player1: "I stab him in the heart as hellfire consumes him and his soul is sent to the hells."
Player2: "Non-lethally right?"
#dnd
April 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Quotes from my games:
Player1: "I stab him in the heart as hellfire consumes him and his soul is sent to the hells."
Player2: "Non-lethally right?"
#dnd
Player1: "I stab him in the heart as hellfire consumes him and his soul is sent to the hells."
Player2: "Non-lethally right?"
#dnd
April 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Quotes from my games:
Player: "I bring depth to these games."
Me: "Did you mean to say, 'death'"?
Player: "Pronounce it however you like."
Player: "I bring depth to these games."
Me: "Did you mean to say, 'death'"?
Player: "Pronounce it however you like."
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Quotes from my games:
Player: "I bring depth to these games."
Me: "Did you mean to say, 'death'"?
Player: "Pronounce it however you like."
Player: "I bring depth to these games."
Me: "Did you mean to say, 'death'"?
Player: "Pronounce it however you like."
Quotes from my games:
"Remember me! I'm the pig shit guy!"
"Remember me! I'm the pig shit guy!"
April 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Quotes from my games:
"Remember me! I'm the pig shit guy!"
"Remember me! I'm the pig shit guy!"
Quotes from my games:
"I'm gonna stab it with my shortbow"
"I'm gonna stab it with my shortbow"
April 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Quotes from my games:
"I'm gonna stab it with my shortbow"
"I'm gonna stab it with my shortbow"
@samreich.bsky.social
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March 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@samreich.bsky.social
Hey, hey Sam Reich, I made you a statblock..
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