Brad Groatman
@bgroatman.bsky.social
The Tommy Traddles of digital art
So many lamps. So, so many lamps. I would not be surprised if the interior decorator was actually a bunch of moths in an overcoat.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So many lamps. So, so many lamps. I would not be surprised if the interior decorator was actually a bunch of moths in an overcoat.
Thank you so much!!
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thank you so much!!
I worked on and off for over 12 years on this silly little Primitive animated version of Star Wars. It’s ridiculous and stupid but I love it 🙂 youtu.be/afttMjZdvj4?...
Primitive Star Wars - An Animated Fan Film
YouTube video by Brad Groatman
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December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I worked on and off for over 12 years on this silly little Primitive animated version of Star Wars. It’s ridiculous and stupid but I love it 🙂 youtu.be/afttMjZdvj4?...
I’m in a San Nerk state of mind
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’m in a San Nerk state of mind
I was at the movies when it happened
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was at the movies when it happened
I truly believe you could post a simple statement about the current temperature in your neighborhood and within 10 minutes someone will be accusing you of kidnapping the Lindbergh baby
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I truly believe you could post a simple statement about the current temperature in your neighborhood and within 10 minutes someone will be accusing you of kidnapping the Lindbergh baby
This makes me wish Mystery Science Theater riffed books. This could be their “Manos.”
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This makes me wish Mystery Science Theater riffed books. This could be their “Manos.”
On the bright side, the Bulwer-Lytton contest is looking very competitive this year.
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
On the bright side, the Bulwer-Lytton contest is looking very competitive this year.
Speaking as a NJ resident I’m more than fine with just taking her out of New Jersey. We can skip the second part entirely, I’m good.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Speaking as a NJ resident I’m more than fine with just taking her out of New Jersey. We can skip the second part entirely, I’m good.
Are we sure she’s not plagiarizing from Bulwer-Lytton contest entries?
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Are we sure she’s not plagiarizing from Bulwer-Lytton contest entries?
And this was the last year we used breakable ornaments
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And this was the last year we used breakable ornaments
It could have been worse - imagine the firestorm if you had posted another picture of a biscuit
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It could have been worse - imagine the firestorm if you had posted another picture of a biscuit
Also, I haven’t done the math, but between having Artoo, Yoda and Vader as scene partners I think Mr. Hamill might’ve had a total of one minute actually acting across another human face in Empire Strikes Back.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Also, I haven’t done the math, but between having Artoo, Yoda and Vader as scene partners I think Mr. Hamill might’ve had a total of one minute actually acting across another human face in Empire Strikes Back.
The prequels have given me even more respect for Mark Hamill because I really think he threw himself into a role with such dedication that tricky dialogue felt natural from him.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The prequels have given me even more respect for Mark Hamill because I really think he threw himself into a role with such dedication that tricky dialogue felt natural from him.