I tried but then it fell out onto the floor.

Life comes at ya fast.

What the hell? It’s like the boss just chewed everyone out for having too much scrap, and he was standing in the back holding a whip that’s three feet too long thinking “Fuckfuckfuckfuck”

I like it’s look, but if it’s so bad it has people willingly going from repeaters back to single shot, it sucks. I say this as a single shot aficionado.

Go for it, I got the activation codes for a few CIA sleeper cells by telling him I didn’t think he could remember them.

Things just keep making more and more sense.

“Offered to pay us with exposure” just hits different post-2020.

We’re going to have a few days of moving boxes before we make the actual switch, so I should be able to do that. Thanks that’s a good idea!

Isn’t all their merchandise insured against loss anyway?

I know what jollof rice is, and it’s from west Africa, so Senegal makes sense, but the rest is gibberish.

I’m pretty sure I can still remember the bonus schedule for my local plasma center. That place kept me alive 2011-2012.

The Marines are going to be posting fliers with little tear-off phone numbers around Beaufort any day now.

Theater: “We had to kick Boebert out for vaping and causing a scene”

Boebert: “Lies!! I wasn’t vaping!”

Theater: “Fine, we’ll release the security footage”

LB: “That’s fine, just a gal standing up for herself in the lobby”

Theater: “Oh honey, not that footage. The night vision”

LB: “Wait, wut?”

Never really thought to look at it that way. Makes sense.

Hell yeah. I hope it goes well!

I took a practice CDL-B test several years ago and was shocked at how many questions stumped me. Drivers are on mental autopilot more than they think.

Absolute fighting words.