I wish someone would call me a wise cracker so I could say “not really, I just like to tell jokes”

Someone at work has a sense of humor yesterday

Naturally, as soon as the new capo came in I found the one I lost.
Guess I get to compare a $50 capo to a $5 capo.

Folks have posted things about 2025 (45^2) being the only squared year most of us will likely see in our lifetimes.

I don’t particularly buy into numerology but if I did the 45th president is coming back into office is not a great sign

I’m more worried this means 2025 is gonna “Square Up” on us

I wonder if there is a word for when you’re accused of being sick or having “serious issues” when you just care and are informed about issues the other party either doesn’t know about or doesn’t care about.
Right or wrong it’s not like we come to our opinions out of nowhere.

If you tell me to stop scrolling I will keep scrolling so I can feel like I’m in charge.
It lasts only for a second but that’s all I need

I’ve been told I look like the evil guy from Lazy Town
I have no reference for this
The decay is accelerating

If corporations are people than every time a corporation does something that would put a normal person in prison their C-Suite and Board of Directors should do prison time and the company should be barred from any revenue generating activities for that time span. Like what happens to normal people.

I want to keep different exfoliants with different sized beads in my shower depending on how bad my face is. Like different grades of sandpaper.

I wasn’t great with the last big platform in this format, but as I’m trying to pick up writing again I feel like I need to branch out.
I still don’t like using hashtags.
I’m only 36 but I feel older shaking my head at the changes.
300 is a lot of characters.