Bruce G
@bgbruce59.bsky.social
The Beagles (works two ways)
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The Beagles (works two ways)
I read this and literally 2 seconds later got an email from Mark Kelly.
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I read this and literally 2 seconds later got an email from Mark Kelly.
Yeah, you don’t want to wait so long that those things gain sentience.
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yeah, you don’t want to wait so long that those things gain sentience.
Too bad he can’t play defense
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Too bad he can’t play defense
This couple has been taking it their whole lives. Both of them are 32 years old.
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This couple has been taking it their whole lives. Both of them are 32 years old.
They’ve never been any good since Bobby Knight left
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
They’ve never been any good since Bobby Knight left
Well, it’s not a huge step from arguing whether sex with 14-year-olds is really wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Well, it’s not a huge step from arguing whether sex with 14-year-olds is really wrong.
I always wanted a laundry room with two bathtubs in it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I always wanted a laundry room with two bathtubs in it.
Never ask questions at a place that does MRIs on a Sunday.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Never ask questions at a place that does MRIs on a Sunday.
If the replay shows he was short of the line to gain, then where they spotted it initially is irrelevant.
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If the replay shows he was short of the line to gain, then where they spotted it initially is irrelevant.
Well, I asked Gemini and he … she … it? … said you will.
October 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Well, I asked Gemini and he … she … it? … said you will.
Still some Random capitalizations
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Still some Random capitalizations
He looks more like Gilbert Gottfried
August 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He looks more like Gilbert Gottfried
It’s AI. By analyzing all data it’s determined that you’re about to fall into an industrial extruder or something.
July 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It’s AI. By analyzing all data it’s determined that you’re about to fall into an industrial extruder or something.
They nailed it when they named “base hits” as well.
July 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They nailed it when they named “base hits” as well.
Linguini with clam sauce
April 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Linguini with clam sauce
I’d rather rub sand in my eyes
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’d rather rub sand in my eyes
Hah! I worked in that building in the 90’s.
January 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hah! I worked in that building in the 90’s.