The real issue is not that a mistake was made. The real issue is that rather than be open and up front about it, you chose to obscure, prevaricate and deny any sign of accepting responsibility. Turning an error into an “issue”

Sadly must disagree. Scotland is a proud nation that must stand free in this world. It can give so much more with freedom.

Tried and failed to get this “study” linked from that other place. The number of people who took a look at the headline alone and thought their independent research had been completed was amazing.

Absolutely correct

Or a line of literary breadcrumbs from Jack and Jill via the Wind in the Willows to the Hobbit. And a dictionary.

Ah yes. But was he driving while impaired. Let me ask that again for the intellectually impaired. WAS HE DRIVING WHILE IMPAIRED? Was he tested for impairment?

Lord Mountbatten?

The tragedy is that we are unable to tell if this is serious, serious parody, or a seriously AI meme

He is reading the scales. Ancient divination technique. Punishable by being burnt to death on a pile of books.