Hire a professional. It’s the only way. Even if I did remember Honors Pre-Calculus, there is no way I could teach it to my kid. Simon, the nerdy but lovable math tutor, however, is aces at it.

In a previous era, the U.S. president calling for the deaths of his political opponents probably would've warranted interrupting everything else on TV for the day.

CNN and MSNBC are running a livestream of Dick Cheney's funeral. Fox News is focusing on the Dem who allegedly misused FEMA funds.

I get to check it out first hand in a couple of weeks.

Yinzers gonna yinzer.

Because change is hard? Lack of clickety clacks? Or just because it’s fun to be mad on the internet?

Printers work in their own mysterious ways. We are not meant to understand.

Our router is on its last legs, and I just don’t want to think about it. So many things.

I have almost died every time I’ve driven through Connecticut, so I get it.