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A meme using a screenshot from the classic Frogger video game. The top text says “FROG JUMPS IN WATER,” and the bottom text says “DIES,” highlighting the irony that the frog character dies when landing in water.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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A cartoon shows a snail wearing sunglasses next to a tiny two-story house, talking to a gray mouse. The snail says, "Check it out, I built a second floor." The mouse asks, "Does that work?" The snail replies, "Physically, no. I cannot travel between the floors," and then adds, "But financially I am in debt now."
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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A framed poster shows a pie chart and text that reads, “1/3 of our operating budget goes towards financial aid.” The pie chart, however, is inaccurate — it shows a large dark red portion labeled “60 million” and a small yellow portion labeled “20 million,” making the total look like 80 million, not one-third. The visual misrepresents the stated statistic.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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A cat looking through narrowed eyes with the caption, "Why in the world would I want to thank the vet?"
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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A picture of a B-2 bomber in flight. R2-D2 can be seen in his usual position behind the cockpit.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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A world map titled "Prevalence of colour blindness around the world." The entire map is shaded in red with three categories in the legend: "High," "Medium," and "Low." However, all countries appear to be the same or very similar shades of red, making it impossible to distinguish between the categories.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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A humorous text meme on a dark gray background reads: “Doc: do you smoke or drink alcohol? Me: i did NOT know smoking it was an option. tell me more.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while competing on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike. — Tricky
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he © was deaf. But did he listen?
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Humorous instructional cartoon showing a dark, hooded, skull-masked figure (resembling a reaper or villain) demonstrating proper lifting technique while handling a bloodied, shrouded body. On the left, marked with a red X, the figure bends over with a rounded back. On the right, marked with a green check mark, the figure lifts with bent knees and a straight back, illustrating good ergonomic posture.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Halloween display of wooden black cat decorations with orange and white lettering meant to say “Trick or Treat.” Due to the decorative script font, the word “Trick” looks like “F***,” creating an unintentionally funny effect. The caption above reads “Font matters.”
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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A blue cartoon shows two stick figures talking. One stands next to a desk with a computer and asks, “Did you fact check this before reposting it?” The other responds confidently, “I don’t need to. It agrees with my preconceived views and biases so it must be true!” The comic highlights confirmation bias. The website “thelogicofscience.com” appears at the bottom.
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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A humorous magazine clipping reads, “Apparently it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people’s rectums. Why aren’t we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing?” It’s signed “Gerry Paton, London.” The background features a stylized Union Jack flag.
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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A 3×3 collage featuring eight photos of naan bread and one humorous image of a person dressed as Batman. The first eight squares show various styles of naan—round, oval, stacked, or folded—on plates and in serving dishes. The bottom right square shows Batman standing in a similar pose, creating a visual pun between “naan” and “nan” (Batman).
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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I don't know why everyone is complaining about Donald finally fulfilling the promise that millions of people chanted for at rallies.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Black-and-white image resembling a Porsche advertisement. It shows a horse pulling a sulky with a driver racing on a dirt track. The word “Porsche” appears above, humorously implying the horse and cart represent speed and performance like a Porsche car.
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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A novelty stationery kit designed like movie merchandise for Predator. The packaging shows a famous scene with Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling and the quote “CIA got you pushing too many pencils?” The product is labeled “Too Many Pencils Stationery Kit” and contains a pack of short wooden pencils in a plastic blister pack.
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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A purple flyer promoting an “Epilepsy Awareness Walk.” The top text reads “SEIZE THE DAY” in large bold letters, followed by “sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.” It states that all proceeds go to the Epilepsy Foundation of Virginia. The event is on Saturday, November 10th, with registration at 10 AM in front of Lancaster (facing High Street). It mentions pre-registration in Dhall on November 8th and 9th or by emailing Hannah.Brown@live.longwood.edu . At the bottom, it notes additional activities such as a bake sale, balloon release, and a sponsor list. The flyer includes balloon graphics.
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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A comic strip shows a large black bird flying through the sky, carrying a small gray mouse by its tail. In the first panel, the mouse excitedly says, "This is amazing! How have we never done this before?" In the second panel, the bird remarks, "I thought getting carried off by a bird would be triggering for you as a small rodent." The third panel shows the mouse calmly responding, "Oh, no. I have no self-preservation instincts." In the fourth panel, the mouse adds, "Hey, drop me. I wanna see if I can fly too." The final panel depicts the bird silently glancing at the mouse with a flat expression. The comic is drawn in a minimalist style and is signed "Poorly Drawn Lines."
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM