what my boyfriend says to his gerbils
@bf2gerbils.bsky.social
I think he loves them more than me but I get it
"I could snap at any moment. I'm a time bomb on daylight savings. I'm an unstable isotope that can only be made in a lab."
March 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM
"I could snap at any moment. I'm a time bomb on daylight savings. I'm an unstable isotope that can only be made in a lab."
"Alas, Chinese Monday has come again. Of course, you wouldn't know the first thing about Chinese Monday, would you? That's whenever I order Chinese food."
March 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
"Alas, Chinese Monday has come again. Of course, you wouldn't know the first thing about Chinese Monday, would you? That's whenever I order Chinese food."
"You must show deference to the Buddha for your bountiful meal. It's only through his grace that this is possible, buddy."
March 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
"You must show deference to the Buddha for your bountiful meal. It's only through his grace that this is possible, buddy."
"You hear that, buddy? Ooohhh he hears it! He wants it! Chippy's got the eye of the tiger! He wants the good stuff! Oooohhh he's got the eye of the tiger tonight! Come on up here, buddy. Come here! There you go! He gets it!"
March 8, 2024 at 3:47 PM
"You hear that, buddy? Ooohhh he hears it! He wants it! Chippy's got the eye of the tiger! He wants the good stuff! Oooohhh he's got the eye of the tiger tonight! Come on up here, buddy. Come here! There you go! He gets it!"
"Oh, is he fussy today? Is he a fussy boy? If you don't want me to pick you up, you shouldn't be a warm, fuzzy ball, hmm? You ever think of that?"
March 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
"Oh, is he fussy today? Is he a fussy boy? If you don't want me to pick you up, you shouldn't be a warm, fuzzy ball, hmm? You ever think of that?"
"I'm brushing my teeth, guys. I'm putting my shoes on. It's Sunday. You know what that means? You know what that means, don't you? That's right. Papa's going to Aldi. You want anything?"
March 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
"I'm brushing my teeth, guys. I'm putting my shoes on. It's Sunday. You know what that means? You know what that means, don't you? That's right. Papa's going to Aldi. You want anything?"
"Don't mess with me, bucko. I could eat you in two bites, buddy. You know that?"
March 3, 2024 at 4:17 PM
"Don't mess with me, bucko. I could eat you in two bites, buddy. You know that?"
"Little Patrick, you needn't make such a racket. Little Patrick, there is beauty in silence, you know."
March 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
"Little Patrick, you needn't make such a racket. Little Patrick, there is beauty in silence, you know."
"Nobody out there understands me. You guys are the only ones who really get me. You know what I mean?"
March 1, 2024 at 6:10 PM
"Nobody out there understands me. You guys are the only ones who really get me. You know what I mean?"
"Buddy, never install Windows. Never let Microsoft hijack your whole computer like that. I have to use it because of the work I do and the programs I need to use, but as a hamster there probably aren't many you'd need. You could probably get by with Linux, so stick with that, okay?"
February 29, 2024 at 2:02 PM
"Buddy, never install Windows. Never let Microsoft hijack your whole computer like that. I have to use it because of the work I do and the programs I need to use, but as a hamster there probably aren't many you'd need. You could probably get by with Linux, so stick with that, okay?"
"Ohhh, Frimber. I don't know if I've got another one in me. I don't know if I've got even one more left. You know what I mean? I don't know if I've got another 24 hours left in me. You know what I'm saying?"
February 28, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"Ohhh, Frimber. I don't know if I've got another one in me. I don't know if I've got even one more left. You know what I mean? I don't know if I've got another 24 hours left in me. You know what I'm saying?"
"Buddy, stop trying to chew on the Buddha's head... It's made of stone, you know? It's a statue. You're so very foolish..."
February 27, 2024 at 1:54 PM
"Buddy, stop trying to chew on the Buddha's head... It's made of stone, you know? It's a statue. You're so very foolish..."
"Good morning, Chubbert. Good morning. You hungry? Chrumbs for the chubberts. Chrumbs for thee. Ooooohhh! He's spuffy!!!"
February 26, 2024 at 3:06 PM
"Good morning, Chubbert. Good morning. You hungry? Chrumbs for the chubberts. Chrumbs for thee. Ooooohhh! He's spuffy!!!"
"I know all about your sick and twisted little game."
February 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
"I know all about your sick and twisted little game."
"C'mere, Claudius! C'mere! C'mere! Nobody listens to me. Nobody cares what I have to say."
February 24, 2024 at 1:38 PM
"C'mere, Claudius! C'mere! C'mere! Nobody listens to me. Nobody cares what I have to say."
"Are you going to be clever and wise today, buddy? Can you do that? Can my hamster do that? Clever and wise?"
February 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
"Are you going to be clever and wise today, buddy? Can you do that? Can my hamster do that? Clever and wise?"
"I see you've become well acquainted with the coco-hut."
February 22, 2024 at 1:52 PM
"I see you've become well acquainted with the coco-hut."
"It's a meeting of the Jeffreys! All our favorite Jeffries are here."
February 21, 2024 at 12:43 PM
"It's a meeting of the Jeffreys! All our favorite Jeffries are here."
"Ohhh you want some spachetti? Ohhh, he likes his schapetti! Of course he loves some sepletti. Like father like son, he loves his skebebis!"
February 20, 2024 at 1:47 PM
"Ohhh you want some spachetti? Ohhh, he likes his schapetti! Of course he loves some sepletti. Like father like son, he loves his skebebis!"
"Thumping again, Buddy? Come on now, it's okay, calm down. There are no demons here. Look, I'll show you. No demons up here, right? No demons under the bookshelf, see? I checked before I made the deposit."
February 19, 2024 at 2:24 PM
"Thumping again, Buddy? Come on now, it's okay, calm down. There are no demons here. Look, I'll show you. No demons up here, right? No demons under the bookshelf, see? I checked before I made the deposit."
"Ooh, he gets his widdle morning drink of water! You dumbass. Don't you know there's better stuff to drink? Don't you know about coffee and monster energy? Why are you always drinking water all the time, huh? That's so cringe."
February 18, 2024 at 2:31 PM
"Ooh, he gets his widdle morning drink of water! You dumbass. Don't you know there's better stuff to drink? Don't you know about coffee and monster energy? Why are you always drinking water all the time, huh? That's so cringe."
"Do you love me, buddy? Do you love your father? Do you love me? Do you love your father, buddy?"
February 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
"Do you love me, buddy? Do you love your father? Do you love me? Do you love your father, buddy?"
"Mister Ham and Swiss. Be reasonable. Don't you want to go in the forever tube?"
February 16, 2024 at 3:18 PM
"Mister Ham and Swiss. Be reasonable. Don't you want to go in the forever tube?"
"You know, you remind me a lot of myself when I was a gerbil."
February 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
"You know, you remind me a lot of myself when I was a gerbil."
"Every day it gets a little harder."
February 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
"Every day it gets a little harder."