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BonzaiBexter
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Lifelong Blue. Lover of Humor and all Animals. Champion eye-roller. Believer in Fair Shakes and Helping Hands. Humboldt Native. Colorado Transplant.
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June 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Today’s “I’m so going to hell” meme.
April 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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It’s Easter meme week, and I need new memes. Share your favorite, so I can troll my FB Christian friends who have no sense of humor. 😉
April 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Aw man. Lynch and Uecker on the same day. 😢
January 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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If heaven exists, you know this is true. If heaven doesn’t exist, it does now, because of all people, it has to be true for him. ❤️🪽
December 30, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 11:23 AM
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Know someone who needs a date for a holiday party? Be a pal & hook a guy up!
Dating profile for Jesus. Picture shows man in Jesus costume (maybe it’s a costume, maybe it’s really Jesus. Do we know for sure?) sitting outside at a small table by what could be a lake. There are trees and hills in the background and a gazebo, indicating maybe he’s at a public park. Jesus is pouring red liquid from a clear water bottle that looks like a Smart Water store-bought bottle (because of course Jesus would drink Smart water). There’s a family-size bag of red Swedish Fish on the table and and big handful of the fish on a cutting board. Also on the table is a plastic bag of what might be a stack of corn tortillas? I can’t see it that clearly. But clearly, Jesus is performing a couple of well-known miracles here to catch your attention. Underneath the picture is “Jesus, 21” followed by “carpenter”. Under that, his profile states “Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol. Downside I’ve only been nailed once.” Under that are what I think are options to indicate your preferences - big X in a red circle on the left, star in a blue circle in the middle, and text icon in a green circle on the right. Idk, I’m old and I’ve never used Tinder. Is this how Tinder works? It’s called Tinder, right? LOL.
December 12, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Ok, it’s that time of year! Time for my Jesus memes!!

PSA…. If this hurts your tender feelers, please take your tender feelers somewhere else.

Sincerely,
The Resident Atheist
A wood clock with a picture of Jesus Christ, looking at the dial, exclaiming “Jesus Christ! Would you look at the time!”
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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I hear on Fridays we….
November 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Good morning! Time for a nice pot of tea. 🌞🫖
November 21, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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What? I was done with it.
November 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but for those who don’t know…
November 16, 2024 at 4:50 AM