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Misandrosaurus Bex
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Terrorist princess and bird site X-ile

Sarcasm Threat Level remains fuchsia/purple/danger danger Will Robinson
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A+ number one gold star coworker
A tabby cat with white muzzle and dramatic black eyeliner sits pertly atop a mouse pad, next to a keyboard
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Saturday morning’s alright
A dusty blue mug with a beige silhouette of Disneyland’s Sleeping Beauty Castle, surrounded by rounded-off squares of burgundy, burnt orange, a darker beige, and olive green in an extremely 70s/early 80s aesthetic Inside the mug is Trader Joe’s French vanilla coffee brewed in a pour over, with a spoonful and a half of abuelita mix stirred in, a splash of heavy cream, and an absolute pile of whipped cream on top A wide shallow pasta bowl with a deep orange rim, holding two toasted half egg bagels with cream cheese; the left-hand bagel half is also topped with smoked salmon, while the right-hand half has sliced smallish tomatoes
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Did not fucking love THIS tonight though!
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Ah yes, my favorite kind of message from UPS: your package was delivered! See delivery photo.

The delivery photo:
A photo showing blurry white except for the bottom left corner which is dark
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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How it’s going:
The Jumbotron at Tech CU Arena, showing a goal by #40 Jimmy Huntington of the San Jose Barracuda with an assist from #54 Patrick Giles, with a current score of Barracuda 6, Bakersfield Condors 3 with 7 minutes and 30 seconds left in the 2nd period
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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That AHL bullshit this time
A dark haired woman wearing blue glasses, a blue and gray beanie, and a color blocked white and black hoodie with lacing at the neckline like a hockey sweater. She looks tired and is about to purchase a huckleberry cider, which will not help with the tiredness but will be delicious.
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Tfw they have to haul out a whole separate graphic for the SOG and it’s temporary
The Jumbotron at the SAP Center with an info bar across the bottom, from left to right: Sharks logo, penalty, SOG, 1 goal, 13:13 in the 1st period with both teams time outs remaining, 0 goals, SOG, penalty, Knights logo Above the info bar, impinging onto the image of the actual ice, are three boxes showing “3”, “SOG”, “3”
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Hobee’s, y’all? HOBEE’S? IYKYK.
A screencap from the SJ sharks official website showing the vendors for the “launch test kitchen” space on the SAP Center concourse and club level including HOBEE’S from November 18-28: 6:484 95 * SAN JOSE SHARKS Tickets News Sharks365 三 + (Nov 1 - Nov 8) CONCOURSE - T.T. Deli // CLUB - Sam & Curry -(Nov 18 - Nov 28) _CONCOURSE - Hobee's // CLUB - Habana Cuba Hobee's TBD Habana Cuba TBD (Dec 1 - Dec 18) CONCOURSE - **TBD** // CLUB - Ivan's Baked Potatoes (Dec 20 - Jan 10) CONCOURSE - Shrimp'N Aint Eazy // CLUB - Southern Comfort Kitchen nhl.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A whole-ass team fulla Whomsts
The ice at SAP center during warmups; the San Jose Sharks in teal in the near end, the Vegas Golden Knights (boo hiss) in away whites in the far end
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I haven’t done Nails in a hot minute, let’s see if I can keep these Pressed On through the Cuda opener on Saturday
A hand in a gray fingerless glove with press-on nails in coffin shape, painted with a shimmer that has some teal in it
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Back on this bullshit once again
A selfie of a white woman with long hair dyed dark purple over dark brown, wearing a dark grey hoodie, a black beanie with a shark badge. And blue-green glasses The empty ice sheet at the SAP Center with a San Jose Sharks logo in the center
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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The amount of time this feline weirdo spends in exactly this position tho
A tabby cat with white nose, muzzle and front paws is awkwardly straddling/hugging the round arm of a red armchair with her front legs. There’s a catnip mat in a library print under her (on the chair arm), a grey cat bed on the seat of the chair, and a dark blue knitted shawl across the back of the chair. Next to the chair is a guitar in a black soft case and an empty shipping box from Porto’s bakery (it’s the other cat’s Cave Of Solitude)
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Yep.
An 80s family standing in front of the altar in a Catholic Church. From the left, Mom, wearing a below-knee burgundy skirt, black Mary Jane heels, and a pale blouse; next is brother, wearing a dark suit with tie and blue sweater vest, clinging to the arms of Mom and sister respectively. Sister is wearing a ruffled white First Communion dress, small headdress with veil, and white Mary Janes with ankle socks, while Dad is wearing a grey sport coat with dark slacks. The family visually frames the golden tabernacle behind the altar with the crucifix above it, and sunburst banners hang on the walls to either side of the crucifix.
September 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Trader Joe’s product, toast up deliciously, even better spread with mascarpone after toasting
A bag of Trader Joe’s pumpkin & spice brioche style lìege waffles with pearl sugar on a messy cutting board on a counter; the bag is orange with an artful photo of stacked round waffles with uneven edges. Next to the cutting board is a saltcellar with a lid that says “stay salty; behind the bag of waffles two kinds of honey and a bottle of torani vanilla syrup are visible.
September 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The best part is that whatever percentage of voters are so low-info that they were still Adams voters are still gonna throw their vote away on him
Despite suspending his campaign, Adams will remain on the November 4 ballot, as will fellow independent candidate Jim Walden, who also dropped his beyond-longshot bid.
September 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Otaki cheesy cheddar flavor
A packet of Otoki Cheesy Cheddar Ramen. The packet is bright orange-yellow with a picture of a bowl of ramen with a melted slice of cheese, a fried egg and sliced green onions on top, with a cartoon cheese character on the top right corner of the packet
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I neither speak nor read Korean but this is the cinnamon candy if anyone out there does and needs the hookup
A brown plastic bag of wrapped hard candies; the English text on it reads “since 1969 Ilkwang candy & jelly, quality & tradition Cinnamon Candy Sweet & Delicious (Made In Korea)”
September 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The $850 wallpaper
A sample piece of wallpaper with a pattern of dreamy, wispy clouds against a dark blue night sky
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The $300 paper
A sample piece of wallpaper with a pattern of sketched leaves and flowers in gold metallic and two shades of blue, all on a darker blue background
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Not to put this person on blast but also fucking ABSOLUTELY to put this person on blast because WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TEACHING THE CHILDREN
Lorencita@lorenv.bsky.social • 20m ABC can F*** right off, only doing it bc people cancelled subscriptions
September 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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My heart.
Two tabbies, one fully conked out asleep with a white nose, the other slightly airplane ears at the disturbance of the camera, curled around each other on a piled-up fuzzy blanket. Each cat has one front leg outstretched with their heads resting on each other’s legs.
September 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Puerile middle schoolers would tell this man he’s too cringe to sit with them
Using the lofty language that has typified Mr. Musk's A.l. dreams for more than a decade, he told employees that he wanted to build systems that were "maximally truth-seeking" while previewing plans to build a Microsoft competitor called Macrohard.
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Stranger, I needed to hear this so badly tonight, thank you.
A tabby cat turned with his head over his shoulder to look almost directly at the camera. He is sitting on a grey couch with a fuzzy blanket next to him. The toes and claws of one paw are outstretched, as if he was caught mid-biscuit.
September 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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There were at least a handful of other masks when I went to look at Art on Wednesday

I also coded a horrifying number of Covid cases in the ~half a day at a single ER I coded before clocking off today

Art Tax:
A Chevy El Camino that’s been restored and painted in the black-on-black style of Pueblo pottery
September 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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What did they do with the pitcher’s mound though
Oracle Park in San Francisco from seats in left field, but set up for a soccer game instead of a baseball game
August 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM