Bexar Bandito
@bexarbandito.bsky.social
tumblr AND twitter refugee now. likes ponies. pronounced "bear bandito". gahd dang it bobbeh. he/him
acclaimed and bestselling travel writer paul theroux, upon traveling literally anywhere and seeing literally anything
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
acclaimed and bestselling travel writer paul theroux, upon traveling literally anywhere and seeing literally anything
can everybody please report this neo-nazi for ban evading
November 24, 2024 at 8:33 AM
can everybody please report this neo-nazi for ban evading
whoever got me bopped for this on twitter is cordially invited to die mad about it
February 12, 2024 at 2:05 PM
whoever got me bopped for this on twitter is cordially invited to die mad about it
people on twitter are saying shit like "omg voosh got caught with CSEM and zoo porn!!!!!!" and they're spamming screenshots and it's literally just hentai
February 10, 2024 at 12:30 AM
people on twitter are saying shit like "omg voosh got caught with CSEM and zoo porn!!!!!!" and they're spamming screenshots and it's literally just hentai
goddammit not my fucking birthday again lmao
October 5, 2023 at 2:29 PM
goddammit not my fucking birthday again lmao
i apologize for nothing
September 21, 2023 at 4:18 AM
i apologize for nothing
glasgow central low level platforms
August 19, 2023 at 4:18 PM
glasgow central low level platforms
he was so real for this
August 18, 2023 at 10:52 PM
he was so real for this
so this account just started following me and i have no idea what’s going on but i think it’s some j*i fan hassling me for following skar? in any case i recommend blocking
August 18, 2023 at 8:15 PM
so this account just started following me and i have no idea what’s going on but i think it’s some j*i fan hassling me for following skar? in any case i recommend blocking
this is eerily similar to this statue in front of the mcnay museum
August 12, 2023 at 8:50 PM
this is eerily similar to this statue in front of the mcnay museum
no way this coffee shop i’m in has a whole ass chicken coop. can you IMAGINE anyone other than a bougie gentrified coffee shop applying for permission from the city to house chickens within city limits, holy shit they’d call the cops lol
August 11, 2023 at 3:26 PM
no way this coffee shop i’m in has a whole ass chicken coop. can you IMAGINE anyone other than a bougie gentrified coffee shop applying for permission from the city to house chickens within city limits, holy shit they’d call the cops lol
can any texas reptile peeps out there help me identify this snake my mom found? the head shape makes me think pit viper but i can’t identify the markings for the life of me
August 9, 2023 at 1:41 PM
can any texas reptile peeps out there help me identify this snake my mom found? the head shape makes me think pit viper but i can’t identify the markings for the life of me
random flashback to when i watched "raya and the last dragon" for the first time and i heard sisu's voice and i was like "who does this voice remind me of?" and i realized it was phyllis diller
August 7, 2023 at 2:53 PM
random flashback to when i watched "raya and the last dragon" for the first time and i heard sisu's voice and i was like "who does this voice remind me of?" and i realized it was phyllis diller
i'm a RETVRN guy but for compact crossover SUVs that are actually compact. i mean look how they massacred my boy
August 7, 2023 at 2:31 PM
i'm a RETVRN guy but for compact crossover SUVs that are actually compact. i mean look how they massacred my boy
this is what happens when you leave a one-star review for a gas station after it literally burns to the ground
August 6, 2023 at 11:30 PM
this is what happens when you leave a one-star review for a gas station after it literally burns to the ground
"sisu i need your help to bring back my father and get rid of the druun once and for all!"
"what is you talmbout"
"what is you talmbout"
August 4, 2023 at 10:37 PM
"sisu i need your help to bring back my father and get rid of the druun once and for all!"
"what is you talmbout"
"what is you talmbout"
no. absolutely not. not on this site
July 26, 2023 at 8:32 PM
no. absolutely not. not on this site
number 16 literally
July 18, 2023 at 10:15 PM
number 16 literally
extremely easy unfollow. take this stupid shit back to twitter and leave it there
July 13, 2023 at 12:03 PM
extremely easy unfollow. take this stupid shit back to twitter and leave it there
this is what happens when you destroy a wasp nest and the wasps see you run back inside the house
July 9, 2023 at 10:36 PM
this is what happens when you destroy a wasp nest and the wasps see you run back inside the house
