Lauren H Trees
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Never grew out of my coloring book phase.
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The Suggestion Box #123: Vampires, and Cannibals, and Seth Rogen, Oh My!
The Suggestion Box #123: Vampires, and Cannibals, and Seth Rogen, Oh My!
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November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Suggestion Box #123: Vampires, and Cannibals, and Seth Rogen, Oh My!
Garrus had to improvise for his 1st Halloween since we didn’t get him a costume. He is the Void.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Garrus had to improvise for his 1st Halloween since we didn’t get him a costume. He is the Void.
The way my brain just dropped into the slowest of mos to make sure I fully processed every single agonizing moment of the dog I’m petsitting chasing a skunk across the backyard.
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The way my brain just dropped into the slowest of mos to make sure I fully processed every single agonizing moment of the dog I’m petsitting chasing a skunk across the backyard.
Whenever the witch trial torture gets to be too much in this book I let my mind wander back to the author choosing 69 head (heh) of cattle for a farmer’s herd. WHY.
September 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Whenever the witch trial torture gets to be too much in this book I let my mind wander back to the author choosing 69 head (heh) of cattle for a farmer’s herd. WHY.
I need all audiobook narrators to up their game cuz I’m coming into this with intense “you’ll never be Moira Quirk” energy.
September 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I need all audiobook narrators to up their game cuz I’m coming into this with intense “you’ll never be Moira Quirk” energy.
If a lantern-toting wolf ever walks up to me my ass is cooked. “Here boy, do you have a quest for me?” “Yes. DEATH.”
Book Review: The Last Soul Among Wolves (The Echo Archives 2) by Melissa Caruso middleofrow.com/2025/09/02/b...
Book Review: The Last Soul Among Wolves (The Echo Archives #2) by Melissa Caruso
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middleofrow.com
September 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If a lantern-toting wolf ever walks up to me my ass is cooked. “Here boy, do you have a quest for me?” “Yes. DEATH.”
Classic monsters in space? Close enough, welcome back Universal’s quickly aborted Dark Universe!
Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove
Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove
middleofrow.com
August 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Classic monsters in space? Close enough, welcome back Universal’s quickly aborted Dark Universe!
Biggest threats in the woods: men > stairs > bears.
Book Review: The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig
Book Review: The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig
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July 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Biggest threats in the woods: men > stairs > bears.
I know dog hair gets *everywhere*, but how the hell did half of a 1.25 inch long hair get imbedded under the skin of the ball of my left foot?
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I know dog hair gets *everywhere*, but how the hell did half of a 1.25 inch long hair get imbedded under the skin of the ball of my left foot?
Not seeing anyone picking up that Lois Lane is secretly the same type of alien as the dude from MIB. Only explanation for that much sugar. MAWS Jimmy Flamebird Olsen would be all over this.
July 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not seeing anyone picking up that Lois Lane is secretly the same type of alien as the dude from MIB. Only explanation for that much sugar. MAWS Jimmy Flamebird Olsen would be all over this.
Add this to the list of totally rational reasons to never be cryogenically frozen.
Book Review: Cold Eternity by S.A. Barnes
Book Review: Cold Eternity by S.A. Barnes
middleofrow.com
July 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Add this to the list of totally rational reasons to never be cryogenically frozen.
Why does Goodreads’ new logo look like an abstract Pleakley?
July 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why does Goodreads’ new logo look like an abstract Pleakley?
Gonna need Matt Mercer to keep making up in universe books to eventually be made real for us please and thank you.
Book Review: Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon
Book Review: Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon
middleofrow.com
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Gonna need Matt Mercer to keep making up in universe books to eventually be made real for us please and thank you.
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Who’s afraid of the big bad werewolf?
Book Review: When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy
Book Review: When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy
middleofrow.com
July 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Who’s afraid of the big bad werewolf?
Now give me an angstier version that’s 100+ pages longer so it can explore all the “missing” bits of character development and conflict.
Book Review: Brighter than Scale, Swifter than Flame by Neon Yang
Book Review: Brighter than Scale, Swifter than Flame by Neon Yang
middleofrow.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Now give me an angstier version that’s 100+ pages longer so it can explore all the “missing” bits of character development and conflict.
I hope you have dogs that are less apathetic than my own. Both completely ignored my tears over these wolves and broken twin bond.
Off the Shelf: Once There Were Wolves by Charlotte McConaghy
Off the Shelf: Once There Were Wolves by Charlotte McConaghy
middleofrow.com
July 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I hope you have dogs that are less apathetic than my own. Both completely ignored my tears over these wolves and broken twin bond.
I have a new book for Mike Flanagan to adapt, fractured family and trauma haunting included.
Book Review: Wild Dark Shore by Charlotte McConaghy
Book Review: Wild Dark Shore by Charlotte McConaghy
middleofrow.com
June 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I have a new book for Mike Flanagan to adapt, fractured family and trauma haunting included.
Saw someone call a 32-year-old an elder millennial. Wtf does that make me then? A geriatric millennial? A dead-and-buried millennial?
June 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Saw someone call a 32-year-old an elder millennial. Wtf does that make me then? A geriatric millennial? A dead-and-buried millennial?
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The Suggestion Box #119: Cartoons, and Mushrooms, and Va-Va-Voom, Oh My!
The Suggestion Box #119: Cartoons, and Mushrooms, and Va-Va-Voom, Oh My!
middleofrow.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Suggestion Box #119: Cartoons, and Mushrooms, and Va-Va-Voom, Oh My!
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Happy 5th anniversary to The Last of Us Part II!
Let's celebrate with a song 🎂
Let's celebrate with a song 🎂
June 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy 5th anniversary to The Last of Us Part II!
Let's celebrate with a song 🎂
Let's celebrate with a song 🎂
Starting a new book. Perfect end to Father’s Day 😂
June 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Starting a new book. Perfect end to Father’s Day 😂
This was a mistake. I have become too powerful. My 2025 reading challenge is paying the price. 😔
February 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This was a mistake. I have become too powerful. My 2025 reading challenge is paying the price. 😔
Took 3 decades but I finally respect my time enough to DNF books — I say w/ 0 conviction given my new Goodreads shelf is titled “DNF…for now” b/c the fact I didn’t finish it bothers me immensely.
February 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Took 3 decades but I finally respect my time enough to DNF books — I say w/ 0 conviction given my new Goodreads shelf is titled “DNF…for now” b/c the fact I didn’t finish it bothers me immensely.
Slowly teaching myself Procreate w/ some drawings of my best girl. Gotta say, this is a billion times less stressful when there’s an undo button involved.
February 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Slowly teaching myself Procreate w/ some drawings of my best girl. Gotta say, this is a billion times less stressful when there’s an undo button involved.