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Bevs1865
@bevs1865.bsky.social
Master's of Applied History from GMU. TK-79347 of Alpine Garrison of the 501st. Never leave the house without my Kindle.
Wonder what they mean by "Highly Qualified Experts"?

#deferredresignationprogram
#federalemployee
April 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The DLT-20A Blaster. Perfect for handing out free naps to Rebel Scum.

#troopertuesday #snowtrooper
March 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I see them. Ready to take the shot.

#troopertuesday #snowtrooper #starwars

📷 By @iamandycampbell.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm afraid it is. I just received it in my inbox.
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You gotta be kidding me...
#fivebulletpoints #federalemployee
February 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If they wanna get rid of me, Elon's gonna have to come down, physically pick me up himself, and chuck me out of the building.

#federalemployee
February 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Got some amazing pics in the mountains last week. And just in time before the Spring!

#snowtrooper #mountainshoot #empire #starwars

📷 By @iamandycampbell.bsky.social
February 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Always keep an eye on your butt bombs. Pesky Jawas...

#snowtrooper #jawa #starwars
February 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ok guys. Help me out. What's a good Valentine's Day gift?!

"Why not just use a pick up line on her?"

Like what? And if you say that "Broad side of a tree on Endor" line, I'm gonna punch you.

#mimbanofficer #patroltrooper #shoretrooper #scouttrooper #starwars #valentinesday
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh we'd reconsider resisting us if we were you. It's no trouble for us to make you disappear.

#firstorder #empire #kyloren #firstordercolonel #tiepilot #starwars

📷 By @mloertscher
February 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh hi! We're just in the middle of rehearsing for our upcoming musical, "Springtime for Vader".

#troopertuesday #stormtrooper #kickline

📷 By @whimpeybj
February 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
February 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
On the next episode of Empire's Got Talent

#stormtrooper #starwars #stage

📷 Courtesy of @threepiomaul
February 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🎶 Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane. Shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane.🎶

THIS BROADWAY DREAM GOES NOWHERE TK!!

#stormtrooper #broadwaystar #starwars

📷 By @whimpeybj
February 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Going up?

#troopertuesday #stormtrooper #starwars

📷 By @whimpeybj
February 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Wow...talk about condescending...
Don't be falling for this shit.

#federalemployee #holdtheline
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The "Fork in the Road" letter I received from OPM. Let me be clear. I am not leaving my job. There may be others where this deal seems enticing. But not me.

We do not kneel.

#federalemployee
January 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reach for the sky!!
...could you be quick about it though? These blasters are heavy...

#troopertuesday #snowtrooper #blaster

📷 By @iamandycampbell
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Off to see Book of Mormon musical!
#bookofmormon #eccles
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
January 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
They can borrow my copy.
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Go ahead. Fire. My troops will be here to swarm this area and overtake you.

#firstorderfriday #firstordercolonel #firstorder #holdo #starwars

📷 By @mloertscher
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The order said to return to the office. It didn't say what we had to do in the office now did it?
January 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I knew I should have invested in the new Kryptonite upgrade.

#superman #firstorder #firstordercolonel #starwars

📷 By @mloertscher
January 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM