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Person: You don't look Autistic
Me: Yeah well congrats! You just got catfished by one because I was pretending to be normal! Where's my Oscar?! #asd #autism #masking #oscar
Me: Yeah well congrats! You just got catfished by one because I was pretending to be normal! Where's my Oscar?! #asd #autism #masking #oscar
an oscar statue with the words " and the oscar goes too " on the bottom
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November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I propose that anyone on the LGBT/Neurodivergent spectrum should be categorized as "Vulcan Sapiens"
a man in a blue shirt is saying `` live long and prosper '' with his hand .
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November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I propose that anyone on the LGBT/Neurodivergent spectrum should be categorized as "Vulcan Sapiens"
Those Dune bros had it right. They'd rather take drugs than to rely on AI for space travel. #Dune #AI
a man in a suit and tie with a beard has blue eyes
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November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Victor Frankenstein seems like the kind of guy who wants kids but fails to realize that it takes real work, patience, and tolerance to raise them. You built the uterus, dude. It's YOUR kid! Don't be a dead beat!
a black and white photo of a man with a stethoscope around his neck screaming .
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November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Victor Frankenstein seems like the kind of guy who wants kids but fails to realize that it takes real work, patience, and tolerance to raise them. You built the uterus, dude. It's YOUR kid! Don't be a dead beat!
Oscar Isaac is officially a triple threat when it comes to monsters movies and TV shows. The mummy superhero in Moon Knight. The vampire Spiderman 2099, Miguel O'Hara. Guillermo del Toro's Victor Frankenstein.
a man in a suit says " this is real " in front of a band
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November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oscar Isaac is officially a triple threat when it comes to monsters movies and TV shows. The mummy superhero in Moon Knight. The vampire Spiderman 2099, Miguel O'Hara. Guillermo del Toro's Victor Frankenstein.
Tell neurodivergent kids what they did wrong immediately. Dismissing their "What did I do?" teaches them that asking for help makes things worse. They'll stop seeking guidance and internalizes shame, believing they are bad, not that they made a mistake. I did a bad thing =/= I am a bad person
elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf
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October 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Tell neurodivergent kids what they did wrong immediately. Dismissing their "What did I do?" teaches them that asking for help makes things worse. They'll stop seeking guidance and internalizes shame, believing they are bad, not that they made a mistake. I did a bad thing =/= I am a bad person
If I had a nickel for every time a big name transphobe gets infested with black mold, I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying " you get mold you get mold and you get mold "
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October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a big name transphobe gets infested with black mold, I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
is it bad that I want to see a supercut of televangelists speaking the lyrics to "Your Idol" from K-Pop Demon Hunters?
a man wearing a hat and a necklace with a purple face
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September 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
is it bad that I want to see a supercut of televangelists speaking the lyrics to "Your Idol" from K-Pop Demon Hunters?
Honestly, there should be a law allowing any citizen to challenge a current president to a widely televised melee duel to the death. The winner then becomes/stays president and becomes immune to said challenge. This resets after a new president is elected.
a woman in a red dress is surrounded by blue light
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September 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Honestly, there should be a law allowing any citizen to challenge a current president to a widely televised melee duel to the death. The winner then becomes/stays president and becomes immune to said challenge. This resets after a new president is elected.
#marvelwhatif if #Moonknight has to go toe to toe against Task Master, please have Jake Lockley crash a helicopter while screaming "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAN!". Bonus points if screamed in Spanish.
a cartoon says hey look charles is here in front of a plane
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September 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
#marvelwhatif if #Moonknight has to go toe to toe against Task Master, please have Jake Lockley crash a helicopter while screaming "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAN!". Bonus points if screamed in Spanish.
#marvelwhatif instead of being put in timeout, Amitt is forced to live in a human form on Earth. A mortal food critic decides to adopt her off the streets. Amitt detects that their milk is going bad and saves them. Roommate teaches Amitt how to be a food critic and she's good at it. #Moonknight
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
#marvelwhatif instead of being put in timeout, Amitt is forced to live in a human form on Earth. A mortal food critic decides to adopt her off the streets. Amitt detects that their milk is going bad and saves them. Roommate teaches Amitt how to be a food critic and she's good at it. #Moonknight
Warhammer 40k's Primarchs are just dude versions of Disney Princesses
a close up of a bald man wearing a helmet and headphones .
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August 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Warhammer 40k's Primarchs are just dude versions of Disney Princesses
Della Duck is Shara Bey's ducksona and Shara Bey is Della Duck's fleshsona. They're both moms and accomplished space faring badasses. For context, Della Duck is Hewey, Louie, and Dewey's mom. Shara Bey is Poe Dameron's mother.
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair in a room holding a book .
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July 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Della Duck is Shara Bey's ducksona and Shara Bey is Della Duck's fleshsona. They're both moms and accomplished space faring badasses. For context, Della Duck is Hewey, Louie, and Dewey's mom. Shara Bey is Poe Dameron's mother.
Ahh yes, the four genders: Cola, Diet, RB, and OTHER
a man drinking through a straw in front of a map of the eastern kingdoms
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July 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ahh yes, the four genders: Cola, Diet, RB, and OTHER
A grocery store but it's Dick's Last Resort. All the employees are allowed to be rude to customers.
Customer: Why aren't the graham crackers in the cracker aisle?
Me: We don't sell you and yet here we are.
If you cannot answer this question then you're not allowed to talk shit about retail workers.
Customer: Why aren't the graham crackers in the cracker aisle?
Me: We don't sell you and yet here we are.
If you cannot answer this question then you're not allowed to talk shit about retail workers.
a panda mascot pushing a shopping cart in a grocery store
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July 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A grocery store but it's Dick's Last Resort. All the employees are allowed to be rude to customers.
Customer: Why aren't the graham crackers in the cracker aisle?
Me: We don't sell you and yet here we are.
If you cannot answer this question then you're not allowed to talk shit about retail workers.
Customer: Why aren't the graham crackers in the cracker aisle?
Me: We don't sell you and yet here we are.
If you cannot answer this question then you're not allowed to talk shit about retail workers.
I think I figured it why neurodivergent folks (myself) are much more comfortable in cosplay than regular clothes. If we wear a costume, anyone who sees us has their sense of disbelief suspended, and their gut reaction of "this person is not human" or the Uncanny Valley doesn't get triggered as much.
a woman in a star wars costume with a pink hair dryer
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July 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I think I figured it why neurodivergent folks (myself) are much more comfortable in cosplay than regular clothes. If we wear a costume, anyone who sees us has their sense of disbelief suspended, and their gut reaction of "this person is not human" or the Uncanny Valley doesn't get triggered as much.
The desire to read the Shadowrun 5th edition book, boil it down into a 2D6 system and call it "Shadowalk" is strong.
Because, if you cannot explain a concept to a child then you do not understand the concept itself. Shadowrun shouldn't have conflicting rules and concepts to begin with.
Because, if you cannot explain a concept to a child then you do not understand the concept itself. Shadowrun shouldn't have conflicting rules and concepts to begin with.
a neon sign that says kabayan on it in a city
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June 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The desire to read the Shadowrun 5th edition book, boil it down into a 2D6 system and call it "Shadowalk" is strong.
Because, if you cannot explain a concept to a child then you do not understand the concept itself. Shadowrun shouldn't have conflicting rules and concepts to begin with.
Because, if you cannot explain a concept to a child then you do not understand the concept itself. Shadowrun shouldn't have conflicting rules and concepts to begin with.
FINALLY GRADUATED FROM THERAPY!
spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are sitting on the beach .
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June 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
FINALLY GRADUATED FROM THERAPY!
Hubby: "Adolf Hitler made sure to get the trains to run on time while Trump caused the planes to crash."
And here I'm like, "Okay now I'm far less afraid of Islamic terrorists..."
And here I'm like, "Okay now I'm far less afraid of Islamic terrorists..."
a cat excavator is being used to remove a plane from the ground
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May 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Hubby: "Adolf Hitler made sure to get the trains to run on time while Trump caused the planes to crash."
And here I'm like, "Okay now I'm far less afraid of Islamic terrorists..."
And here I'm like, "Okay now I'm far less afraid of Islamic terrorists..."
Stuck on a plane with these people
The Lion King cast singing "The Circle of Life" >>>>>>> any preacher
The Lion King cast singing "The Circle of Life" >>>>>>> any preacher
a baboon is holding a baby lion in his arms in a cartoon
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May 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Stuck on a plane with these people
The Lion King cast singing "The Circle of Life" >>>>>>> any preacher
The Lion King cast singing "The Circle of Life" >>>>>>> any preacher
Going through therapy is like playing a video game: You know you're making progress when enemies are in your way. To be clear, though, enemies are the uncomfortable feelings and bad memories, not just the people who wronged you.
a cartoon character is standing on a wooden floor with his arms outstretched .
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April 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Going through therapy is like playing a video game: You know you're making progress when enemies are in your way. To be clear, though, enemies are the uncomfortable feelings and bad memories, not just the people who wronged you.
Huh... how ironic... and to think I used to blast the "Imperial March" before I clocked in...
April 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Huh... how ironic... and to think I used to blast the "Imperial March" before I clocked in...
Irish Pookahs be like, "Oy! Screw them Christians! They're fair game to prank on! Except for Dolly Parton, she's cool!"
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April 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Irish Pookahs be like, "Oy! Screw them Christians! They're fair game to prank on! Except for Dolly Parton, she's cool!"
I did not come here for a psycho-social call!
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April 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I did not come here for a psycho-social call!
I can't believe the old "bread bag on the keyboard" trick works.
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March 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I can't believe the old "bread bag on the keyboard" trick works.