Bevin Early
@bevinearly.bsky.social
“Hand on my heart. Hand on my stupid heart.”
Memes aplenty and I don’t have to look at the news through my fingers. I’m having a good time.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Memes aplenty and I don’t have to look at the news through my fingers. I’m having a good time.
“He let me blabber on like an absolute idiot, as I insisted he pass on my praise about the tasty-ass duck confit and those dope truffle fries. Then he said he would ‘certainly’ pass on my remarks, but I watched…and that lying sack of fucking shit never approached him even once.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“He let me blabber on like an absolute idiot, as I insisted he pass on my praise about the tasty-ass duck confit and those dope truffle fries. Then he said he would ‘certainly’ pass on my remarks, but I watched…and that lying sack of fucking shit never approached him even once.”
Both of these were pretty great.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Both of these were pretty great.
"We're hearing that two cars initially collided in the roundabout, and over the next week the rest of the town plowed into the original wreck. 7,089 people dead because of a circular intersection where drivers simply had to go counterclockwise. Unbelievable."
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"We're hearing that two cars initially collided in the roundabout, and over the next week the rest of the town plowed into the original wreck. 7,089 people dead because of a circular intersection where drivers simply had to go counterclockwise. Unbelievable."
First viewing. Carousel scene is nuts in the best way. It made me think of the Last Day ritual in Logan’s Run.
“Renew! Renew! Renew!”
“Renew! Renew! Renew!”
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
First viewing. Carousel scene is nuts in the best way. It made me think of the Last Day ritual in Logan’s Run.
“Renew! Renew! Renew!”
“Renew! Renew! Renew!”
Kim Stanley is transcendent.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Kim Stanley is transcendent.
I like to drink my bromide sedative in a glass of milk while reading Labyrinth of the Guilt Complex.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I like to drink my bromide sedative in a glass of milk while reading Labyrinth of the Guilt Complex.
Loji Höskuldsson, 'A Hike Amongst Old Sins', (2024) wool embroidery on burlap.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Loji Höskuldsson, 'A Hike Amongst Old Sins', (2024) wool embroidery on burlap.
Not sure if I’m more attracted to Cary Grant or Ingrid Bergman. Both I guess.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Not sure if I’m more attracted to Cary Grant or Ingrid Bergman. Both I guess.
Enormously irritated by the written helplessness of every female character once the birds started doing their thing. Did not pass the Bechdel test.
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Enormously irritated by the written helplessness of every female character once the birds started doing their thing. Did not pass the Bechdel test.
Last week’s Bevin agreed to go see the 10 pm screening of Halloween (1978) with friends because it seemed like a fun idea! Tonight’s Bevin regrets her choices. The trick is to stay awake.
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Last week’s Bevin agreed to go see the 10 pm screening of Halloween (1978) with friends because it seemed like a fun idea! Tonight’s Bevin regrets her choices. The trick is to stay awake.
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
Let the Right One In (2008) is probably one of my favorite horror movies? It’s also far superior to the American version Let Me In from 2010. I have no idea why a remake was necessary.
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Let the Right One In (2008) is probably one of my favorite horror movies? It’s also far superior to the American version Let Me In from 2010. I have no idea why a remake was necessary.
Tonight’s selection. Henry told me “I know all about this movie because of the Simpsons.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tonight’s selection. Henry told me “I know all about this movie because of the Simpsons.”