We can't afford to be quiet anymore. Check out the store. Stand up. Parts of the proceeds go to Organizations that support progressive causes and common sense.

The Canyon of Heroes is going to be lit when this global trade war is over. I can't wait to celebrate our billionaire and millionaire veterans on their victory. I will sacrifice and forgo eating food till our victory is at hand.

Turn outrage into action. Otherwise all your voices turn into an inaudible mess. We yelled at each other for long enough. We need to try something different.

What's Good Everyone? Good to be here.

5 Reason to follow me:

1. You'll quickly understand how dope I am.

2. I'm not here for fans, I'm here for friends.

3. Inconsistent humor with lots of awkward moments.

4. We invented a Functional At Home Candy Machine.

5. I got nothing. It was a bluff.