sudden massive tension headache at work when i wanna be home writing smut

not pictured: Nike's epic catch (caught in with hands and/or mouth - source: Nike.)

it's never not funny

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Real Evil Time begins with the ppl who write fanfics abt the girls w/the assumption of timeline-accurate death at least in translating horse years to people years. it's diabolical shit

you been following me since twitter you get a pass on that

yeah but then you get stuff ranging from "passed away after a small fall" to "hit his head slightly too hard and had a heart attack from scaring himself doing it" to "euthanized on the track cuz he ran too fast for his legs to stay intact". horses are big fragile stupid animals unfortunately

oh so many horrible things have happened to the irl horses some of these girls are based on. but some of them very funny. this chick died busting a nut on his birthday

also like 99% of them are lesbians full stop

and also the horses that had really horrific or sad things happen to them either get a happy ending and heal back up or they just Don't Talk About It Or Mention It which honestly leaves a really evil door open for fan creators to hurt people as much as possible

it's the funniest concept ever on paper truthfully. an entire separate universe from ours where "what if these famous horses that ran in japan were girls. and also horses just don't exist whatsoever but every other animal does."

if you do and we're oomfs/mutuals you have to show me btw

THAT'S OKAY WITH ME IM DROPPIN THAT THANG ON DA FLOOR AND GETTING A HOME LOAN

a smackerel of psychic brain

what if just a little piece.