Betty Utility
@bettyutility.bsky.social
Getting on. Well, getting by. From the West Midlands. Now in London's least fashionable borough.
First longish walk for a few weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
First longish walk for a few weeks.
Roosting starlings in roosting mode (sound on 🔊).
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Roosting starlings in roosting mode (sound on 🔊).
The old girl is off to 🟡😱THE YELLOW ZONE😱🟡 today for a follow up consultation a week after the fracture. The letter warns me that I may be there for several hours. Finally, the time to get past page 350 of Ulysses 💬
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The old girl is off to 🟡😱THE YELLOW ZONE😱🟡 today for a follow up consultation a week after the fracture. The letter warns me that I may be there for several hours. Finally, the time to get past page 350 of Ulysses 💬
To all of the warriors out there. Keep fighting, keep talking, keep emoting but stay strong like the kings you are. You got this 💪♂️🍆
#internationalmensday
#internationalmensday
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
To all of the warriors out there. Keep fighting, keep talking, keep emoting but stay strong like the kings you are. You got this 💪♂️🍆
#internationalmensday
#internationalmensday
Happy International Men's Day to all who celebrate #internationalmensday
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Happy International Men's Day to all who celebrate #internationalmensday
Soot and fume speckled London sleet. There's no place as enchanting as The Smoke at this time of year 😢 #sleet #cockneysleet
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Soot and fume speckled London sleet. There's no place as enchanting as The Smoke at this time of year 😢 #sleet #cockneysleet
Can't wash my hair until the waterproof arm cover is delivered but thank tf for Superdrug 💥VOLUME💥 dry shampoo. Concrete in a can.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Can't wash my hair until the waterproof arm cover is delivered but thank tf for Superdrug 💥VOLUME💥 dry shampoo. Concrete in a can.
Almost instant karma. An hour after the post where I took the mickey out of my gran's complaints about her endless ailments I fell over the paper recycling stacker and broke my wrist 😁
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Almost instant karma. An hour after the post where I took the mickey out of my gran's complaints about her endless ailments I fell over the paper recycling stacker and broke my wrist 😁
Important note. My original picture choices were two fictional bands from television's Brookside. A short-lived girl group from the 1980s and Frank Rogers' Merseybeat combo The Scottie Dogs. Google AI says that neither existed. The photo represents the policing of AI which is a veritable smog.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Important note. My original picture choices were two fictional bands from television's Brookside. A short-lived girl group from the 1980s and Frank Rogers' Merseybeat combo The Scottie Dogs. Google AI says that neither existed. The photo represents the policing of AI which is a veritable smog.
Repost with an "iconic" (👿😡😤) fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Repost with an "iconic" (👿😡😤) fictional band.
BBC name new Director General.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
BBC name new Director General.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Annie Lennox night on BBC4, apparently.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Annie Lennox night on BBC4, apparently.
Trump's new personal bog in the Oval Office. #dreambig #gohardorgohome
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Trump's new personal bog in the Oval Office. #dreambig #gohardorgohome
Most of the talk on here is about the new Mayor*
*pronounced Myrrh
*pronounced Myrrh
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Most of the talk on here is about the new Mayor*
*pronounced Myrrh
*pronounced Myrrh
The John Lewis Christmas advert revolves around Men's Mentle Elves. A groundbreaking move. #christmasmensmentletleelves🌲
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The John Lewis Christmas advert revolves around Men's Mentle Elves. A groundbreaking move. #christmasmensmentletleelves🌲
Great to find out that Dr and the Medics have announced a tour with the original lineup. #ThisMorning
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Great to find out that Dr and the Medics have announced a tour with the original lineup. #ThisMorning
Local colour from a couple of hours ago. No filter*
*well maybe a bit of filter
*well maybe a bit of filter
October 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Local colour from a couple of hours ago. No filter*
*well maybe a bit of filter
*well maybe a bit of filter
Not remotely intimidating. A zero. Was brought up to be polite in all situations, even to my detriment. My parents wanted me to work my way up into the middle classes who they thought were all "nice". Oh, the irony, considering how many rude, entitled middle class people I've encountered.
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Not remotely intimidating. A zero. Was brought up to be polite in all situations, even to my detriment. My parents wanted me to work my way up into the middle classes who they thought were all "nice". Oh, the irony, considering how many rude, entitled middle class people I've encountered.
Quite tempted by the highland cow dinner set but not practical to carry it back on the bus.
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Quite tempted by the highland cow dinner set but not practical to carry it back on the bus.
Confirmed: Prince Andrew is now spending the rest of his days in the tower of a castle in the Scottish highlands and is wearing an iron mask (picture taken yesterday before being escorted to his cell).
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Confirmed: Prince Andrew is now spending the rest of his days in the tower of a castle in the Scottish highlands and is wearing an iron mask (picture taken yesterday before being escorted to his cell).