Betty Timtam
@bettytimtam.bsky.social
A healthy lifestyle consists of more than weight control. You cannot improve your general fitness by eating less chocolate. She/her. Vegan. Aotearoa. List writer. Perpetually late except for The Trip classes at Les Mills. Lefty liberal.
Basque Park is a hidden gem in Eden Terrace. Shhh do t tell anyone 🤫🤐☀️
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Basque Park is a hidden gem in Eden Terrace. Shhh do t tell anyone 🤫🤐☀️
Yah - look what arrived this morning!
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yah - look what arrived this morning!
Nicola and Erica start flirting for attention but no one notices. Luxon goes on TikTok but gets the slang wrong. Brooke wags her finger and Shane puts it on Only Fans. Seymour orders munchies from Compass but he’s still not liked. The Greens enter the chat and Bish is conked in his Leaf. Again.
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Nicola and Erica start flirting for attention but no one notices. Luxon goes on TikTok but gets the slang wrong. Brooke wags her finger and Shane puts it on Only Fans. Seymour orders munchies from Compass but he’s still not liked. The Greens enter the chat and Bish is conked in his Leaf. Again.
Thank you Secret Santa. My gift arrived early and I forgot to post about it (recent surgery so not on my game). Mrs Christmas Gingerbread Lady is fiercely protecting it from little fingers wanting to see what’s inside. I can’t wait to open it! It’s heavy and interesting 🎄🧑🎄🔔🎁💝
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Thank you Secret Santa. My gift arrived early and I forgot to post about it (recent surgery so not on my game). Mrs Christmas Gingerbread Lady is fiercely protecting it from little fingers wanting to see what’s inside. I can’t wait to open it! It’s heavy and interesting 🎄🧑🎄🔔🎁💝
Well he won’t be having a heart attack so I’m wishing for an aneurysm in his… brain?
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Well he won’t be having a heart attack so I’m wishing for an aneurysm in his… brain?
My cat often sleeps at the back of my knees in bed. The other night I discovered her inside my pillow case!
June 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My cat often sleeps at the back of my knees in bed. The other night I discovered her inside my pillow case!
It is not against the law to record women having sex with you without their consent, to follow them in a supermarket photographing them without their knowledge, to zoom in on their butts or crotches in the gym. Until we address this violation of women we will never feel safe. We choose the bear.
June 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
It is not against the law to record women having sex with you without their consent, to follow them in a supermarket photographing them without their knowledge, to zoom in on their butts or crotches in the gym. Until we address this violation of women we will never feel safe. We choose the bear.
New linen and Twiggy the cat has found a new snuggle spot. I went to rearrange the pillows and wondered why one was 2kg heavier than the other.
May 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
New linen and Twiggy the cat has found a new snuggle spot. I went to rearrange the pillows and wondered why one was 2kg heavier than the other.
Actual footage of David Seymour during the school lunch procurement process #banksy #dsvidseymoursucks #cheapbastard
March 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Actual footage of David Seymour during the school lunch procurement process #banksy #dsvidseymoursucks #cheapbastard
“Our focus is on fresh, nutritious kai with very little waste and minimal rubbish, keeping both our students and our environment healthy.
Making 500 lunches per day is possible at $4 with the bulk purchases," principal Edith Painting-Davis said.”
This is the kaupapa we need.
Making 500 lunches per day is possible at $4 with the bulk purchases," principal Edith Painting-Davis said.”
This is the kaupapa we need.
March 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“Our focus is on fresh, nutritious kai with very little waste and minimal rubbish, keeping both our students and our environment healthy.
Making 500 lunches per day is possible at $4 with the bulk purchases," principal Edith Painting-Davis said.”
This is the kaupapa we need.
Making 500 lunches per day is possible at $4 with the bulk purchases," principal Edith Painting-Davis said.”
This is the kaupapa we need.
It’s surprising, isn’t it?
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It’s surprising, isn’t it?
Today is a good day. Greens outpolling National and Luxon may have to fire himself. He’s taking calls at 4pm.
March 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Today is a good day. Greens outpolling National and Luxon may have to fire himself. He’s taking calls at 4pm.
Yaletown! This was the view from my balcony. Loved the water taxis going up and down False Creek. Also lived at Coal Harbour.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Yaletown! This was the view from my balcony. Loved the water taxis going up and down False Creek. Also lived at Coal Harbour.
If you see this post something green from a photo you took
October 27, 2024 at 5:09 AM
If you see this post something green from a photo you took
Here’s some white culture from Little Bird, Ponsonby. Could you get any whiter?
October 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Here’s some white culture from Little Bird, Ponsonby. Could you get any whiter?
I put you pic in a plant app I have.
October 11, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I put you pic in a plant app I have.
Exciting - I’ve just come back from Alaska where not only did I see my first actual fox(!) but also saw the Northern Lights. Not a great photo but a really wonderful experience
October 10, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Exciting - I’ve just come back from Alaska where not only did I see my first actual fox(!) but also saw the Northern Lights. Not a great photo but a really wonderful experience
I’m currently in Alaska. Saw my first fox and their mate @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
September 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I’m currently in Alaska. Saw my first fox and their mate @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
I bought this cardboard Queen thing yesterday and left it in the garage. Got home today and thought I had an intruder and nearly shit myself. The speech bubble says “I’m your new flatmate geddit. I queen and vacuum”
September 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I bought this cardboard Queen thing yesterday and left it in the garage. Got home today and thought I had an intruder and nearly shit myself. The speech bubble says “I’m your new flatmate geddit. I queen and vacuum”
Every time I go on X I see something that annoys me to the point of saying “I’m going to get off this platform.” Today I saw this and it was just the push I needed. So long Musk and all the blue tick idiots that ruined a good thing.
March 31, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Every time I go on X I see something that annoys me to the point of saying “I’m going to get off this platform.” Today I saw this and it was just the push I needed. So long Musk and all the blue tick idiots that ruined a good thing.
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February 4, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Just got our first delivery of fruit and veg from Famers Box. Ordered yesterday and arrived this morning. Cost $79.82 (plus $7 delivery ) Did a comparison Countdown $123,55 New World $137.27 Excellent quality and menu planned for lunch/dinner will for 3 adults for a week.
January 7, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Just got our first delivery of fruit and veg from Famers Box. Ordered yesterday and arrived this morning. Cost $79.82 (plus $7 delivery ) Did a comparison Countdown $123,55 New World $137.27 Excellent quality and menu planned for lunch/dinner will for 3 adults for a week.