MoC confrontation idea. Start chanting their Oath of Office at them.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; 1/2

I made Ryan spit out his beer laughing. My work here is done.

I normally have lots of projects centered around the holidays for residents at the SNF I work at. I just don't feel it this year. It's sad.