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Me and Chewbacca are being festive!
Chewbacca plush wearing a red scarf poses with some Christmas trinkets. Chewbacca plush wearing a red scarf poses in front of Santa Gertie. Chewbacca plush wearing a red scarf poses near a large Christmas tree.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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He claims to be helping but I have my doubts. #OurFlagMeansFall2025
Star Izzy doll holding a tiny pair of scissors, about to cut a strip of scrapbook paper. There are piles of scrapbook paper in the background.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Izzy Hands
A package for “Frost Pips” Elf on the Shelf doll, a baby elf with a pacifier sitting in a flower. A black x has been drawn by the baby’s left eye.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Izzy pumpkin 🥹
A screenshot from Con O’Neill’s Instagram story. A photo of a Jack-o-lantern with an x next to its left eye. The caption above says “Izzy pumpkin..... rocks x.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Showing off my costumes from the meet-up earlier! #OFMDollsAutumn
10cm Izzy plush dressed as a bag of potato chips, 15cm Izzy plush dressed as a black cat, and 20cm Kitty Jim plush dressed as a red panda. They are sitting in front of a purple spiderweb background and black & white ghost blanket.
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Ed & Stede found a treasure trove of chocolate chips! #OFMDollsAutumn
Ed and Stede felt dolls with a small pile of chocolate chips.
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Doggy Izzy wants to see the monster of the week before his nap! #OFMDollsAutumn #thexfiles
Doggy Izzy Hands plush in a white nightgown and matching sleeping cap is watching The X-Files on an iPad.
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Is this too much soup for the baby?? #OFMDollsAutumn
Teeny Izzy doll in front of two 24oz jars of soup. On the left is Butternut Squash and on the right is Pumpkin Maple Bisque.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Throwback to 15cm Izzy’s leafy adventures traveling to and from last year’s GalaxyCon Columbus! #OFMDollsAutumn
A photo collage of an Izzy Hands doll posing in front of colorful autumn leaves.
October 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Who’s this pretty kitty climbing up onto the table? Oh, it’s just 15cm Izzy in his new homemade mask! #OFMDollsAutumn
A plush doll wearing a black & white dress and a black cat mask hand-embroidered with orange details. The black cat mask is pulled up to reveal 15cm Izzy!
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Spot the Izzy 👀 #OFMDollsAutumn
October 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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15cm Izzy had so much fun at the pumpkin patch! #OFMDollsAutumn
October 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I fixed this bag today! The handles ripped off during my last grocery run.
Close up of DIY repairs on a reusable grocery bag.
September 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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OMG IM ACROSS THE WAY
September 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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✨dick✨fuck✨
#ofmd
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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It’s extra fun to have friends that can swap clothes with you 🎉 #OFMDollsSummer
Three Izzy dolls (one 10cm and two 15cm) dressed in interchangeable clothes.
August 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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15cm Izzy is topless and distracting other beachgoers. Star Izzy is enjoying the limited shade. #OFMDollsSummer
15cm Izzy doll at the beach wearing only shorts. His chest (and heart nipples) are visible. Star Izzy in the sand, with some shade from the tall clumps of beach grass.
August 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Two different style of nap time attire. #OFMDollsSummer
15cm Izzy wearing just white frilly underwear, while Doggy Izzy wears a full length white nightgown and matching sleeping cap.
August 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Thespian Stede is doing the Florida version of Hamlet. “Alas, poor Orange Bird!” #OFMDollsSummer
Doggy Stede plush, in his teal party suit, holds an Orange Bird whistle in his hand. Behind him is a rubber charm of Thespian Stede holding a skull, as if he were performing a monologue.
August 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Tsum tsum Izzy enjoyed nature from the safety of his ride vehicle. He is truly living with the land 🪴 #OFMDollsSummer
Tsum Tsum Izzy riding Living with The Land. Tsum tsum Izzy riding Living with the Land.
August 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Lucius is putting his artistic talents to use, helping with one of the prizes for #OFMDollsSummer photo bingo!
Doggy Lucius doll holding a needle and cross stitch frame.
August 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Earlier this summer, 15cm Izzy had a Disney day and said goodbye to the Liberty Belle riverboat #OFMDollsSummer
15cm Izzy, wearing a Minnie Mouse ear headband and a red polka dot Minnie Mouse dress, turns away from the camera to look at the Rivers of America. 15cm Izzy turns toward the camera with a single tear in his eye.
August 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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They make me cackle
Plush dolls from Lady and the Tramp. Lady, golden cocker spaniel on the right, wears a hat that looks like a plate of spaghetti. Tramp, gray mutt on the left, wears a hat that looks like a meatball with marinara sauce on top.
August 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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“Darling, will you be the spaghetti to my meatball 🥹” very romantic pasta dinner date! #OFMDollsSummer
August 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Everyone loves peoplemoving 🥹
Two Izzy hands dolls on a blue Peoplemover ride vehicle.
August 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM