But at least Wednesdays are buy one scrotum and get the second one for half price.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
But at least Wednesdays are buy one scrotum and get the second one for half price.
I think there’s a “Porky’s” marathon going on, so I’ll probably watch that instead.
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think there’s a “Porky’s” marathon going on, so I’ll probably watch that instead.
How about we never show a Marjorie Taylor Greene clip again. Who TF actually cares what she has to say about anything?
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
How about we never show a Marjorie Taylor Greene clip again. Who TF actually cares what she has to say about anything?
They blew it up! Damn them, damn them all to hell!
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They blew it up! Damn them, damn them all to hell!
CBS abandoned us.
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
CBS abandoned us.
It sounds like they are in the early stages of considering to develop an idea which with further planning can turn into a concept and eventually a conceptualization.
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It sounds like they are in the early stages of considering to develop an idea which with further planning can turn into a concept and eventually a conceptualization.
Can the we and the press stop using terms like “unsubstantiated claim” and just call them lies? Why even pretend that he could’ve mistakenly got something wrong when his intent is always pure evil.
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can the we and the press stop using terms like “unsubstantiated claim” and just call them lies? Why even pretend that he could’ve mistakenly got something wrong when his intent is always pure evil.
“But stable.” That’s a shame.
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“But stable.” That’s a shame.
My wife and I were about to have a war, but we thought of Donald and decided not to have a war. That Donald J. Trump!
December 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My wife and I were about to have a war, but we thought of Donald and decided not to have a war. That Donald J. Trump!
Make Coin-flips Embarrassing Again.
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Make Coin-flips Embarrassing Again.
If not yours, ANYONE’S birthday would do.
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If not yours, ANYONE’S birthday would do.
So Trump was giving Megyn a compliment when he said she’s bleeding out of you know where…
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So Trump was giving Megyn a compliment when he said she’s bleeding out of you know where…
But Trump said he knew nothing of the order; perhaps they can discuss it later when they volunteer at the soup kitchen.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
But Trump said he knew nothing of the order; perhaps they can discuss it later when they volunteer at the soup kitchen.
“Killing innocent people is fun!”
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Killing innocent people is fun!”
…And unless you are an adjudicated rapist and a 34 time felon, no MAGAT is gonna vote for you.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
…And unless you are an adjudicated rapist and a 34 time felon, no MAGAT is gonna vote for you.
That’s just super, Donnie. How many Epstein files have you released?
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That’s just super, Donnie. How many Epstein files have you released?
Thank God no American born white males ever commit any shooting crimes. Otherwise, Trump would be all over them.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Thank God no American born white males ever commit any shooting crimes. Otherwise, Trump would be all over them.
Maybe these ARE their best.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Maybe these ARE their best.
If I’m not mistaken, I think he’s plagiarizing from the Gettysburg address.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If I’m not mistaken, I think he’s plagiarizing from the Gettysburg address.
I think he was citing a verse from Exodus from the Old Testament. It makes more sense when you put it in that context.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I think he was citing a verse from Exodus from the Old Testament. It makes more sense when you put it in that context.
In the words of the philosopher Jerry Seinfeld: “That’s a shame.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In the words of the philosopher Jerry Seinfeld: “That’s a shame.”
Does she still have “blood coming out of her wherever”? Asking for a pedophilia president.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Does she still have “blood coming out of her wherever”? Asking for a pedophilia president.
Soon to be known as the “Epstein Foyer.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Soon to be known as the “Epstein Foyer.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM