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Betsy the Flying Cow
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Introvert, AuDHD, Artist, Married.
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Photo of comedian Steve Hofstetter in front of a clip art couch, saying his joke: “In a speech to troops, jd Vance said ‘anyone who says they like turkey is full of shit.’ That makes sense because Vance clearly prefers stuffing.” This refers to the entirely possibly untrue rumor that jd Vance likes to fuck sofas.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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My Xmas expectations are kinda high.
Hand knit alien face hugger in cream yarn, being modeled by a human. The claws appear to wrap around the head, and the body acts as a scarf, twisting around the wearers neck. Looks wicked and somewhat warm.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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First snowfall of the season.
House cam night view of two cars on a neighborhood driveway, snow is falling and you can see the tracks of where someone pulled two trash cans out to the curb.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Taco John’s is going poisonous-dye-free in the chips of their “Nachos Navidad,” and I almost miss the red color.
Photo of the remaining bits of my Nachos Navidad entree from Taco John’s. Usually the chips are a bright red, green and white corn; but this year, they are a rusty, ruddy color, a dull, forest green, and yellow corn. Still tastes the same. FYI.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This seems appropriate.
Colorful and calming backdrop with with text in all caps reading LOP OFF THEIR DICKS!! Made specifically for anyone on the Epstein list, and especially for the Trump regime. I mean it. Cut off their dicks.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Drowning?
I have other dreams..
Image of a pig in a hospital bed, text reads, “I hope ‘Quiet Piggy’ are the last words he hears whispered into his ear by a nurse, as she squirts his morphine onto the floor.” Because fuck trump. Nasty bastard who deserves FAR WORSE.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I have dreams
Illustration of a pig in a hospital bed. Text reads “I hope ‘quiet piggy’ are the last words he hears whispered into his ear by a nurse, as she squirts his morphine onto the floor. “
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Sunflowers are cheeky
Photo of a sunflower that appears to be flipping you the bird with a few of its petals. Truly badass sunflower, non?
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Meme of older man removing his glasses so his eyes come off, text reads, Won’t be needing these anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Green text box reads Quiet Piggy Refers to the ever-classy president Trump who said this to a reporter who was asking him about Epstein. He is a total piece of shit.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Newest protest sign, inspired by my Dad.
Hand drawn protest sign, 20 by 30 inches, white background, with the words ICE and Border Patrol star in The Worst Of The Worst. Ice is surrounded by a blue fade, the words Worst of the Worst are written in a creepy monster font. Fuck ICE. SIDEWAYS. WITH A CHAINSAW.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Tested my letter signs last week.
Believe it or not, but this one was a failure.
Just WAIT til you see our next message!
(Americans For Democracy in St Cloud, part of Indivisible)
Bridge brigade message reading “EPSTEIN NOW” in fluorescent letters. Two folks are waving.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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They are TRASH.
Hand drawn protest sign with the words “ICE equals American Gestapo, our nations greatest shame!!” Overlooking the words are the cheap sunglasses and masked face of an ICE agent. They hide their faces because they don’t want to be held accountable for the crimes they commit. They and CBP will not be forgiven when this is all over. Art by MN artist Anne M. Thorson, 2025.
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Green takes no money from AIPAC.

WHAT?
Image of the AIPAC TRACKER screen showing the Congress members of Georgia and how much money they take from the Israeli PAC. AND Representative Marjorie Taylor Green doesn’t take ANY contributions from Israel. Weird. A broken clock, and such.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Meme of old man taking off his glasses, but photoshopped so it looks like he’s taking off his eyes as well. Text reads, “Won’t be needing these anymore.” Because after seeing that shit? Man don’t want eyes anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Article page from The Onion (ie: satire) features a black and white image of a bored Muslim man relaxing on his sofa, holding a remote control. Text reads: FBI Uncovers Al Qaeda Plot to Just Sit Back and Enjoy Collapse of United States.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Image of Murf, a purple blobbish fellow from the animated series “Star Trek Prodigy”, with the word *cums typed on it. Entire appropriate and inappropriate at the same time.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I was not informed.
Blue and green swirly graphic with white letters reading I AM ANTIFA. ANTIFA means Anti Fascist.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Added a back to it tonight.
This one goes to my niblet Raven, who is one cool ass motherfucker.
Protest sign reads, “and then they came for me.” The colors of the words fade from medium brown to white.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Made this sign last night:
Protest sign with a hand drawn image of a young girl sitting in the attic, writing in her diary by the light of the window. The words read “Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic, writing in her diary. Fuck ICE. Fuck CBP. And fuck Trump and his entire, rotten, corrupt administration.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Walmart and TikTok are selling the dumbest shirt:

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Image of the dumbest shirt ever sold on Walmart dot com and TikTok. This is a screenshot of producer Tizzy Ent as he talks about a shirt sold there. It is black with a white graphic that reads paper beats rock, and features a hand raised in a Hitler salute over a hand raised in a protest fist, similar to the one used in black lives matter images.
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Hand drawn Protest sign on white foamcore, 20” x 30”. Top quarter are the sunglasses of an ice agent peering over his cowards mask, his wrinkled white face showing the signs of wear from being an absolute prick and tearing apart families. The rest of the sign reads: ICE equals American Gestapo. Our nations greatest shame!
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Another one of mine:
Hand drawn Protest sign on white foamcore, 20” x 30”. Top quarter are the sunglasses of an ice agent peering over his cowards mask, his wrinkled white face showing the signs of wear from being an absolute prick and tearing apart families. The rest of the sign reads: ICE equals American Gestapo. Our nations greatest shame! Fuck ICE. sideways with a chainsaw. Now do I mean that literally? I dunno. But I DO own a chainsaw. This is funny for two reasons. First, just fucking read it. That’s shit’s hilarious. But also: at the beginning of September, I was visited IN MY HOME by two ICE agents in plain clothes, because of a comment I made here on Bluesky! Shit you not. Apparently, “Shoot ice in the face” is not the appropriate reply to an article about what to do if ICE kidnaps one of your family members. Now I know. So please. Do not shoot ICE in the face. They came to my house to see if I had a stockpile of guns, since there are no guns registered on my name anywhere at anytime. I own a pellet gun, which I do keep loaded and now sits on my dining room table for funsies. And I do have a chainsaw. Couple of em, in fact. So do I intend to fuck ICE sideways with a chainsaw? Not at all. I am completely unserious when it comes to that threat. I am mostly a peaceful person at heart. But I am ANGRY. SO FUCKING ANGRY!!! I have the fire of a thousand suns in my brain about what they’re doing to HUMAN BEINGS. To retaliate, I WANT to claw their eyes out of their skulls and beat them with their own stupid pew pew toys. And YES, I am in therapy. SO Instead, make cool protest signs about them and highlight how they’re all middle aged, Nazi wannabes cosplaying with weapons of war. Bunch of little boys playing soldier, getting their little unwashed junk all hard every time they out on that flak vest and bulletproof helmet. Fam, Nuremberg was a unicorn party compared to what we’ll do to ICE and CBP once this is all done and settled. I’ve reached 2000 characters.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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My latest sign:
Hand drawn protest sign 20” x 30” on white foamcore. It features a note to Santa with a little cellophane-wrapped candy cane taped to it, resting amongst boughs of a pine tree with ball decorations and festive red and blue ribbon on the ground. The note reads: Dear Santa: you KNOW what we want! Love, America Discretely featured in the blue ribbon below are the numbers 8647. With all sincerity: Fuck djt and his entire shitty administration. They just stole my healthcare. I hope they all die painfully.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Let me introduce you to the Attorney General of Guam, (USA) Douglas B. Moylan.
He put up the billboard below - IN SUPPORT OF PHYSICALLY ABUSING YOUR KIDS. Note all the items he thinks it’s okay to hit your kids with.
The QR code leads to his website, where you can report panhandlers.
A real GEM.
Billboard put up in Guam by their Attorney General, Douglas B Moylan; in support of corporal punishment for children. The board has three images of kids “behaving badly” - playing too many video games, vaping, and two kids fighting with one choking the other kid out. (Bit of a steep curve of “badness” on that one). The title on the board reads, “PARENTS TEACH RESPECT” and features the Attorney General’s seal in the upper right corner. Surrounding the sign are smaller signs of what he thinks are appropriate things to punish your kids with: a flip flop, a hanger, an open hand, a broom, a tug on the ear, a ruler, a belt, and a bar of soap. Coming out of the sign is a Chmarran mother holding a flip flop. There is also a QR code to go to his website. Where you can report people for panhandling. https://guamattorneygeneral.org This is fucking disgusting. Guam should be ashamed to promote such a man. I’d like to see this guy run out of office. What a prick.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM