SURVEY: What two novels, never adapted for the screen, would you like to see, assuming the outcome were perfect?

EVERYONE:
A Confederacy of Dunces,
The Catcher in the Rye

Now two of your own:

ME:
1. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay (Chabon)
2. The Topeka School (Lerner)

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