Betsy Ellison
@betsyellison.bsky.social
I am learning that I am actually not good at anything!
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I am learning that I am actually not good at anything!
I like how there is an ad for the Clear Captions phone thing (for old people) in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony on the TV (for old people)
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I like how there is an ad for the Clear Captions phone thing (for old people) in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony on the TV (for old people)
Jesus Christ I am tired and it’s still not 2026 WTF
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Jesus Christ I am tired and it’s still not 2026 WTF
In this episode of the twilight zone, they can’t pronounce “robot.” They pronounce it like “ro-bit.” Was the pronunciation of robot changed? Were they dumb? Or is it ME who is dumb? I am drunk but that is NOT the point. WHO IS THE PERSON WO CANT PRONOUNCE ROBOT????
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
In this episode of the twilight zone, they can’t pronounce “robot.” They pronounce it like “ro-bit.” Was the pronunciation of robot changed? Were they dumb? Or is it ME who is dumb? I am drunk but that is NOT the point. WHO IS THE PERSON WO CANT PRONOUNCE ROBOT????
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"It's a little beef that I have with Taco Bell," Nikola Jokic says of his outfit.
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"It's a little beef that I have with Taco Bell," Nikola Jokic says of his outfit.
My dad, judgingly: “you’re taking your pills with CHAMPAGNE?”
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My dad, judgingly: “you’re taking your pills with CHAMPAGNE?”
Referees are disgusting people without any friends
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Referees are disgusting people without any friends
Man I hope to never go missing because then they’d have to put my weight on the missing person poster. If I go missing, just don’t look for me!!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Man I hope to never go missing because then they’d have to put my weight on the missing person poster. If I go missing, just don’t look for me!!!
What did everyone do at work today? I took a collar off of a dead, frozen dog in a freezer!
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What did everyone do at work today? I took a collar off of a dead, frozen dog in a freezer!
I was telling my dad about Marty Supreme and when I was saying “it’s a table tennis movie starring Timothee Chalamet,” he started looking at me as if I was having another stroke right in front of him.
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I was telling my dad about Marty Supreme and when I was saying “it’s a table tennis movie starring Timothee Chalamet,” he started looking at me as if I was having another stroke right in front of him.
Like I know there was that whole thing with having that MAGA lady eat dog food, BUT at work we have some dog treats that are basically cookies with less sugar so a lot of us have started eating them and like they are actually good. Three Dog Bakery. The sandwich cookie dog treats. Trust me.
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Like I know there was that whole thing with having that MAGA lady eat dog food, BUT at work we have some dog treats that are basically cookies with less sugar so a lot of us have started eating them and like they are actually good. Three Dog Bakery. The sandwich cookie dog treats. Trust me.
This is not my fucking week and it’s just Wednesday and I had Sunday and Monday off. And I called in Tuesday.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is not my fucking week and it’s just Wednesday and I had Sunday and Monday off. And I called in Tuesday.
It’s so weird to think that your cousins might have…other cousins. From the other side of their family. Like…I’m really offended by that for no reason? I don’t really know or like my cousins? But I only have one side of my family with cousins? So I don’t have other cousins? I’m like jealous????
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It’s so weird to think that your cousins might have…other cousins. From the other side of their family. Like…I’m really offended by that for no reason? I don’t really know or like my cousins? But I only have one side of my family with cousins? So I don’t have other cousins? I’m like jealous????
I wish I was one of the rich people who they meant when they say “eat the rich”
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wish I was one of the rich people who they meant when they say “eat the rich”
There was a clue on Jeopardy referencing my 5th great grandfather. It was about a city in West Virginia and the contestants didn’t get it right.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
There was a clue on Jeopardy referencing my 5th great grandfather. It was about a city in West Virginia and the contestants didn’t get it right.
After working at my job for 10 months and vaccinating a lot of animals, I had my first needle poke today. I am now vaccinated against DA2PP.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
After working at my job for 10 months and vaccinating a lot of animals, I had my first needle poke today. I am now vaccinated against DA2PP.
My city also had a mayoral election last night, but no idea who won or who is in the lead because our local news source is very shitty.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My city also had a mayoral election last night, but no idea who won or who is in the lead because our local news source is very shitty.
There was a young child who just kept repeating “Halloween” instead of saying “trick or treat” so I just responded “Halloween!” because I can’t talk to people.
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
There was a young child who just kept repeating “Halloween” instead of saying “trick or treat” so I just responded “Halloween!” because I can’t talk to people.
I had a stroke the first time I stayed at the Chelsea, barfed A LOT the third…I think the ghosts of the Chelsea want me to pick a different hotel.
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I had a stroke the first time I stayed at the Chelsea, barfed A LOT the third…I think the ghosts of the Chelsea want me to pick a different hotel.
I love traveling during election season because it reminds me that New Jersey is a state with a governor.
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I love traveling during election season because it reminds me that New Jersey is a state with a governor.
Who the hell made a bar reservation at 10:30p for a 42 year old? That person is dumb.
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Who the hell made a bar reservation at 10:30p for a 42 year old? That person is dumb.
New York is an excellent food city. I have had chicken fingers for my last two meals.
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
New York is an excellent food city. I have had chicken fingers for my last two meals.
I would like a job with paid administrative leave, and I would like to be placed on it.
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I would like a job with paid administrative leave, and I would like to be placed on it.
HOW CAN I WORK WHEN D’ANGELO DIED
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
HOW CAN I WORK WHEN D’ANGELO DIED
“Intentional Grounding” can be sung to the tune of “Detachable Penis” and NFL refs need to like…do that.
October 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Intentional Grounding” can be sung to the tune of “Detachable Penis” and NFL refs need to like…do that.