James Jakins
@bethteva.bsky.social
Fantasy Author. I write about orcs and stuff.
“No… are halfling’s bad shots? Is it a short thing? Oh! Halfling CHILD! Right… yeah… it’s fine. The axe usually does the trick.”
June 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“No… are halfling’s bad shots? Is it a short thing? Oh! Halfling CHILD! Right… yeah… it’s fine. The axe usually does the trick.”
I think we talked about it on Reddit years ago and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since. Specifically the fact that Jack is a horrible shot and I so badly want Grimluk to be the one that teaches him how to aim properly.
June 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think we talked about it on Reddit years ago and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since. Specifically the fact that Jack is a horrible shot and I so badly want Grimluk to be the one that teaches him how to aim properly.
Making me feel old… But I need you to know how happy I am Grimluk exists. Seriously. I do my best to introduce the good demon hunter to anyone that asks me about orcs. And one day I need him to meet Jack.
June 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Making me feel old… But I need you to know how happy I am Grimluk exists. Seriously. I do my best to introduce the good demon hunter to anyone that asks me about orcs. And one day I need him to meet Jack.
I’m writing as fast as I can!
May 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m writing as fast as I can!
Pretty much my standard reaction to remembering I have to engage with capitalism…
January 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Pretty much my standard reaction to remembering I have to engage with capitalism…
Yeah… that’s the one
January 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yeah… that’s the one
This book, Wizards of Behemoth, is about a giant walking city ruled by a class of smug chuckle-fucks that think they actually matter. In a moment of pure catharsis, my anger at similar assholes lined up with my character's. A 13-year old orc girl felt rage and did something about it. Felt good.
January 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This book, Wizards of Behemoth, is about a giant walking city ruled by a class of smug chuckle-fucks that think they actually matter. In a moment of pure catharsis, my anger at similar assholes lined up with my character's. A 13-year old orc girl felt rage and did something about it. Felt good.