Facts. As a former school librarian and lifelong bibliophile, it is the one and only work I have found to be worthy of eternal commemoration on my body.

There’s a reason they are called “given names.” You can be grateful for the gift of the name and that you two shared it for half of your life, but even the most thoughtful gifts may not fit into our lives forever.

I aim to be this former teacher for as many of my kiddos as possible and I love that you have one, too!!

Sooo cute!! I’m a sucker for a vintage swimsuit, too, and this one looks like it was made for you! (Pro tip: I’ve gotten some adorable retro bikinis from Adore Me after I quit being mean to myself about gaining weight, and I got to try them on at home instead of in a store! 10/10 recommend!)

Happy Birthday, friend!! Wishing you a fabulous year!

Some of that fear is useful in being a loving and vigilant caregiver, but fear of things outside of your control is not. Remember to breathe and let that bit go. Sending hugs!!

You’ll definitely want to make sure you’re getting a set that fit your aesthetic and lifestyle for the long term. The warranty terms make returns & exchanges quite painful, whether they were add-ons or included in the original packaging.

Woohoo!! That means there’s still time for the titty-try-on montage! Best of luck to you today!

Can it be done as a movie montage set to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” while you try them all on? Or will it be more like the weapon sommelier from John Wick?

You look fucking FIERCE, my friend!!

I take more based on my cycle and have done that a few times when I run out of the big ones and only have 5s left

I know his initiation into the Fellowship began early, so have the LOTR characters been added yet?
The Gollum on the bus goes “where’s my precious?”

So cute!! And no reason is too silly to pick glasses - take it from the girl who ditched contacts when she found the perfect bedazzled jewel-toned cat-eye frames and bought four different colors!

RJ is iconic

Hooray!! Congrats on three years of better living through chemistry, my friend! Love you bunches 💐