Beth Lapides
@bethlapides.bsky.social
UnCabaret creatrix. Author of “So You Need To Decide”. On tour with It’s A Lot. Creativity Coach: The Infinite Creator. Sober. LA. Eyeliner devotee. Woo. Blue 🦋🌈🌱💜👁️💫
tbh probably 4/5 or 6/5
October 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
tbh probably 4/5 or 6/5
also the reason women don’t have more babies is they aren’t clear about when they are ovulating 😂 and a government app will help because there aren’t already apps fur that which we’ve all dented so no one else can track our ovulation
April 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
also the reason women don’t have more babies is they aren’t clear about when they are ovulating 😂 and a government app will help because there aren’t already apps fur that which we’ve all dented so no one else can track our ovulation
mesmerized by the sound of running water
April 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
mesmerized by the sound of running water
definitely not bullied enough open.substack.com/pub/bethlapi...
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March 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
definitely not bullied enough open.substack.com/pub/bethlapi...
i feel like this stock is the news and we are all him
February 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i feel like this stock is the news and we are all him
perfect expression of our confusion
February 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
perfect expression of our confusion
not the whole country
February 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
not the whole country
thank you for the work and the writing about it
February 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
thank you for the work and the writing about it
don’t our firefighters work for the state - not the us gov?
February 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
don’t our firefighters work for the state - not the us gov?
nice to see you! xx
February 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
nice to see you! xx
best gulf of america commentary 💯
February 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
best gulf of america commentary 💯
❤️👏🙌 congratulations Molly!!!
February 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
❤️👏🙌 congratulations Molly!!!
finally a good reason not to watch the super bowl! ;)
February 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
finally a good reason not to watch the super bowl! ;)