He gave him the knife. 🔪
Happy 250th Anniversary to us all.

Trust me just this once, you grouchy old son of a bitch.

Mr. Chairman, I yield to the Senator from Washington for a question.

My question is in 22 parts and might take quite a while. Perhaps you'd like to sit and have some water while I ask it.

For the love of God, @democrats.senate.gov

It was high treason, and it mattered a great deal! This country is an idea and one that’s lit the world for two centuries. And treason against that idea is not just a crime against the living. This ground holds the graves of people who died for it.

See, here’s the thing. This looks like spruce to me.

Yeah?

And spruce is a softwood; softwood burns out quickly. You
know what we need for a slow burning fire?

A hardwood?

That’s right.

That’s interesting.

“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

We miss you, Dolores.

Happy Birthday Tobias.

Toby, if we start pulling strings like this, you don’t think every homeless veteran would come out of the woodworks?

I can only hope, sir.

All right. Chances are you have certain qualities that are gonna annoy me. I don't know what they are yet, but you have a certain quality about you that says that even though you're a capitalist, you've been schooled in Eastern philosophies.

Well-schooled. You want me to locate your chakra?