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Joe Bethersonton
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I’m a citizen.
He gave him the knife. 🔪
Happy 250th Anniversary to us all.
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Trust me just this once, you grouchy old son of a bitch.

Mr. Chairman, I yield to the Senator from Washington for a question.

My question is in 22 parts and might take quite a while. Perhaps you'd like to sit and have some water while I ask it.
April 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
For the love of God, @democrats.senate.gov
March 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It was high treason, and it mattered a great deal! This country is an idea and one that’s lit the world for two centuries. And treason against that idea is not just a crime against the living. This ground holds the graves of people who died for it.
February 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
See, here’s the thing. This looks like spruce to me.

Yeah?

And spruce is a softwood; softwood burns out quickly. You
know what we need for a slow burning fire?

A hardwood?

That’s right.

That’s interesting.
January 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 26, 2024 at 5:34 AM
We miss you, Dolores.
December 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Happy Birthday Tobias.
December 23, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Toby, if we start pulling strings like this, you don’t think every homeless veteran would come out of the woodworks?

I can only hope, sir.
December 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM
All right. Chances are you have certain qualities that are gonna annoy me. I don't know what they are yet, but you have a certain quality about you that says that even though you're a capitalist, you've been schooled in Eastern philosophies.

Well-schooled. You want me to locate your chakra?
December 7, 2024 at 10:59 PM