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I would not like to be the one paying the White House's ketchup bill today.
October 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Hi there, English Premier League; what would you call sex education for gay men? And what is your opinion on the subject?
September 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So I just canceled my Disney+ subscription. I'm assuming the live chat on their customer service page is AI, but on the off chance it's not, I was very friendly to the potential human while making clear how I feel about the heinous cowardice of the company's leadership today.
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Oh hello there! Someone's showing their best side! #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If I were Red Sebastian, I'd have tried to steal that dress and pretend to be #Albania #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
David shares my feelings about #SanMarino #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When you've been holding that fart in all day long and you finally have a moment alone. #France #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I really hope you don't drop that hourglass, or that sand is gonna get everywhere.

F***. #France #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is what you would get if Mecca had a gay decorator. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#Sweden definitely understood the assignment. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fantastic dress, 12 points to Sandra! #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"A loser nation?" #denmark #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
These two are definitely boning right after :) #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Someone wake me up when #Portugal is over, will you? #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"I've got a secret you should know."
Oh honey, I think we know all your secrets by now.

#Malta #Portugal
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fun fact, I have that exact same ball gag. #Malta #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Okay, that's gotta be a goosebump moment for her. #eurovision #Switzerland
May 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
- Camera's over here Zoë.
- Oh, oops. #Switzerland #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hey babe, you've got a little something on your shoulder, let me... actually, I think it's probably best if we just take a shower together. #Armenia #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Moses? It's me, God. #eurovision #Greece
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's ridiculous how tiny some of those Greek isles really are... #Greece #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Very nice that the props people get such a fantastic shoutout, because they always do some RIDICULOUSLY impressive work. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The guy in the back is very much giving me darkroom vibes. I'd bet half the people in that room can smell poppers and lube in their mind right now. #eurovision #Germany
May 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Does the one on screen left do private parties with that costume? Asking for a friend. #eurovision #poland

Just kidding, the friend is me.
May 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Speaking of unrealistic sizes: this Italian piano is NOT representative of normal grand pianos. I want to point out that that is ebony wood, and it's just way colder in Belgium than in Italy okay?! #eurovision #Italy
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM