I'll poo behind a bush then. Surely that's legal!

I am a cis woman. I have a "boy" haircut. I wear overalls whenever I'm out of the house because pants are annoying. All my curves are hidden by them. My last physical fights were in my teens and I'm in my 40s now but I will resort to biting and kicking again. TERFs don't get how this hurts them more

I have so many elephants. I'm glad I love elephants and have shelf and wall space for all the elephants.

This happened in Florida IIRC. No one changed their name, but the Republicans found someone with a similar enough name and put them on the ballot to water down the Democratic nominee's vote tally.

That's how I felt until I saw @gregpak.net cackling about 16 innings. I only watch local AAA baseball in person. Now I'm watching ESPN visuals and listening to AM radio. And now it's finally over but the last 40 minutes have been a delight. Hearing the DJ play never ending story killed me.

Racist yes. Especially because pasties are fucking Cornish. And delicious.