Beff
@bethanyrenee.bsky.social
Black.615.Church Girl.HU. I’m probably somewhere listening to music and crocheting 🧶.
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Beff
@bethanyrenee.bsky.social
· Nov 13
To avoid future confusion: Not a mom. Full time auntie to Nunu, Scrunch & Squirms. I let their mama do the heavy lifting.
That nap revived me!
Fixing the ruffles on my Santa hat for church tomorrow. Meanwhile, I don’t eem know what I’m wearing.
Fixing the ruffles on my Santa hat for church tomorrow. Meanwhile, I don’t eem know what I’m wearing.
December 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That nap revived me!
Fixing the ruffles on my Santa hat for church tomorrow. Meanwhile, I don’t eem know what I’m wearing.
Fixing the ruffles on my Santa hat for church tomorrow. Meanwhile, I don’t eem know what I’m wearing.
1 Uncle Nearest, please.
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
1 Uncle Nearest, please.
Christmas shopping done. And I got a gift card for myself when cause I returned one of B’s gifts after finding something better
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Christmas shopping done. And I got a gift card for myself when cause I returned one of B’s gifts after finding something better
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Having kids.
Saw this on Reddit, so I thought I'd ask Blacksky:
What’s something you always assumed was mandatory in life—until you met someone who just… didn’t do it?
What’s something you always assumed was mandatory in life—until you met someone who just… didn’t do it?
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Having kids.
This will be the last time I spend the night anywhere that I have to share a room with B. Her snores have woken me up 12,373 times in 4 hours.
At this point I should just stay awake til my alarm goes off at 8.
At this point I should just stay awake til my alarm goes off at 8.
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This will be the last time I spend the night anywhere that I have to share a room with B. Her snores have woken me up 12,373 times in 4 hours.
At this point I should just stay awake til my alarm goes off at 8.
At this point I should just stay awake til my alarm goes off at 8.
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This joint right here??? 🔥
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This joint right here??? 🔥
Yes to most of those 🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Yes to most of those 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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"Come here”
“Thats my girl”
“Say please”
“Good girl”
“I know baby”
“You like that?”
“On your knees”
“Say it louder”
“Just like that”
“I’m proud of you”
“Look at me”
“Use your words”
“Don't move”
“I wasn't asking”
“You’re mine”
“Thats my girl”
“Say please”
“Good girl”
“I know baby”
“You like that?”
“On your knees”
“Say it louder”
“Just like that”
“I’m proud of you”
“Look at me”
“Use your words”
“Don't move”
“I wasn't asking”
“You’re mine”
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Come here”
“Thats my girl”
“Say please”
“Good girl”
“I know baby”
“You like that?”
“On your knees”
“Say it louder”
“Just like that”
“I’m proud of you”
“Look at me”
“Use your words”
“Don't move”
“I wasn't asking”
“You’re mine”
“Thats my girl”
“Say please”
“Good girl”
“I know baby”
“You like that?”
“On your knees”
“Say it louder”
“Just like that”
“I’m proud of you”
“Look at me”
“Use your words”
“Don't move”
“I wasn't asking”
“You’re mine”
At LSU. My mama went to college to find a husband 😂😂
Yall ever asked your parents how they met? What’s your origin story?
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
At LSU. My mama went to college to find a husband 😂😂
We’re supposed to be watching Christmas movies. We’re watching the He Wasn’t Man Enough movie on Lifetime, instead.
Toni Braxton is not a good actress 😂😂
Toni Braxton is not a good actress 😂😂
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
We’re supposed to be watching Christmas movies. We’re watching the He Wasn’t Man Enough movie on Lifetime, instead.
Toni Braxton is not a good actress 😂😂
Toni Braxton is not a good actress 😂😂
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No 💕
Wait, ladies is this true???
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No 💕
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much love to yall that can opt out. they will try to find a way to outsource my job if I try this shit 🤣🤣🤣
On this, the last day I plan on doing an mf work until the second week of Jan 2026, I just wanna say 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
much love to yall that can opt out. they will try to find a way to outsource my job if I try this shit 🤣🤣🤣
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Hey yall, things have gotten quite dire and I’m looking for a miracle, today, so if you can continue to share and donate I would sincerely appreciate it. Thank you so much.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hey yall, things have gotten quite dire and I’m looking for a miracle, today, so if you can continue to share and donate I would sincerely appreciate it. Thank you so much.
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Jessica Simpson would be PROUD. 🥹
Kindergartener: Mr Jay can you smell this for me (it’s a chicken nugget)
Me: Sure why not?
Kindergartener: Is it fish? Cause i can’t eat fish
Me: No it’s chicken
Kindergartner: So it’s fish??
Me: No it’s chicken.
Kindergartener: Okay but are you sure?????
Me: Sure why not?
Kindergartener: Is it fish? Cause i can’t eat fish
Me: No it’s chicken
Kindergartner: So it’s fish??
Me: No it’s chicken.
Kindergartener: Okay but are you sure?????
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jessica Simpson would be PROUD. 🥹
Because I live in a continuous game of Song Association, I read “gates” and started singing this
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Because I live in a continuous game of Song Association, I read “gates” and started singing this
STRAIGHT to Heaven!!!
Cause when that jaw gets to moving? Baby that note is going to GOD 😂
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
STRAIGHT to Heaven!!!
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I wish we could post skeets in invisible ink
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I wish we could post skeets in invisible ink
This MUST be AI. I refuse to believe it’s real.
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This MUST be AI. I refuse to believe it’s real.
ALRIGHT enough being sad. That lady gone & ain’t coming back. Grateful we were in as good of a place as I think we coulda been, before she left this earth.
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ALRIGHT enough being sad. That lady gone & ain’t coming back. Grateful we were in as good of a place as I think we coulda been, before she left this earth.
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We really need private accounts or skirkles or ovals or whatever.
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We really need private accounts or skirkles or ovals or whatever.
Went looking for childhood pics of me with my mama. I have none. But I found an envelope w/ my senior pics, she wrote my name on.
And a handkerchief my aunt made me after she died.
And a handkerchief my aunt made me after she died.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Went looking for childhood pics of me with my mama. I have none. But I found an envelope w/ my senior pics, she wrote my name on.
And a handkerchief my aunt made me after she died.
And a handkerchief my aunt made me after she died.
Whisper singers will always get the boot first.
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Whisper singers will always get the boot first.
If we’re talking voices, those siblings can get up.
Or she can just sit on Michael’s ghost.
Or she can just sit on Michael’s ghost.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If we’re talking voices, those siblings can get up.
Or she can just sit on Michael’s ghost.
Or she can just sit on Michael’s ghost.
Pain right in the middle of my back. Stretching has not helped. Pain meds just made me sleepy. Guess I just keep stretching til it lets up.
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pain right in the middle of my back. Stretching has not helped. Pain meds just made me sleepy. Guess I just keep stretching til it lets up.
I just wanna get back in bed & sleep.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I just wanna get back in bed & sleep.