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Me: I need a break
God:
God:
July 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me: I need a break
God:
God:
If you give a photographer a litter of foster puppies she will make them take painterly style pet portraits
May 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you give a photographer a litter of foster puppies she will make them take painterly style pet portraits
I don’t know what kind of face I have but one day I’m gonna write a book called “what made you think I was a safe space for that thought?”
March 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t know what kind of face I have but one day I’m gonna write a book called “what made you think I was a safe space for that thought?”
Oh my god the rage clean I just enacted on my house was gorgeous
March 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh my god the rage clean I just enacted on my house was gorgeous
I think we collectively, me included, moved on from this one a bit too quickly
February 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I think we collectively, me included, moved on from this one a bit too quickly
Why do old people need to leave their phones at 200% volume and then sigh twice as loud every time they get a text
February 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Why do old people need to leave their phones at 200% volume and then sigh twice as loud every time they get a text
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when taylor swift said im just too soft for all of it i felt that
February 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
when taylor swift said im just too soft for all of it i felt that
True to her nature, Lola is still costing me an inordinate amount of money in the afterlife and I think she revels in that deep down.
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
True to her nature, Lola is still costing me an inordinate amount of money in the afterlife and I think she revels in that deep down.
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If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
In general I know this is not like top of everyone’s priority but I lost my girl on Monday. My golden girl: turns out I needed you to boss me around, I am real lost without you. 💔
February 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In general I know this is not like top of everyone’s priority but I lost my girl on Monday. My golden girl: turns out I needed you to boss me around, I am real lost without you. 💔
Siri play “I Hate it Here” by Taylor Swift
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Siri play “I Hate it Here” by Taylor Swift
Husband: well what are we going to do with the rest of the day?
Me: I’m going to finish my book
Husband: you do that like…. Every day.
I refuse to see this as a problem
Me: I’m going to finish my book
Husband: you do that like…. Every day.
I refuse to see this as a problem
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Husband: well what are we going to do with the rest of the day?
Me: I’m going to finish my book
Husband: you do that like…. Every day.
I refuse to see this as a problem
Me: I’m going to finish my book
Husband: you do that like…. Every day.
I refuse to see this as a problem
I’ve bullied my husband into watching a movie with the wildest plot description and safe to say I’m the only one having fun here
January 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve bullied my husband into watching a movie with the wildest plot description and safe to say I’m the only one having fun here
I know it’s not an unpopular opinion to think movies are too long now but when are we going to talk about how not every movie needs to have someone barf in it
January 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I know it’s not an unpopular opinion to think movies are too long now but when are we going to talk about how not every movie needs to have someone barf in it