Beth Wagner Townsend
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Beth Wagner Townsend
@beth.life
Blogger, open wheel auto racing & hockey fan, feminist, mother, serial doer of unfamilyvaluesness, one-woman midwestern church basement wedding reception, family law but not a lawyer and you shouldn't take advice from me regardless.
Google Photos offered to AI Slop a photo that I took halfway through moving into my new office and I could not resist the opportunity to yassify my 1989 cardboard cutout of Chuck Yeager. Lucky the shave the work, indeed.
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Tumble Buggy Trash Talkers Anonymous group chat welcomes Ty Gibbs back to sprint cars this week.

@mustangjosh94.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
HELLO FELLOW KIDS AT THE JEFF TWEEDY SHOW, DON'T EVEN TRY IT
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ladies, if he wanted to, he would

@mustangjosh94.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it's pretty basic actually
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every Ohio sprint car race is just me and @mustangjosh94.bsky.social trying to find the Chamber of Commerce search feature
September 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My dad and I went to see Reed Timmer speak tonight. My dad famously has only gone to the basement for one tornado in his life (the one that hit his house), so while he's not a storm chaser, he's at least a very very good reader of tornado vibes.

@stevencwagner.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I get in my feelings because my kid doesn't "get" dirt track racing but then sometimes we have to light the track on fire and I understand her better
September 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you have a dirt track streaming service and you don't have an ambassador relationship with @mustangjosh94.bsky.social, get one. I will turn on any race he texts me about, no questions asked.
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Update. We didn't get a Wienermobile ctl+v so me and the old guys behind me heckled them.
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Our view from near the top of section 410 at the Milwaukee Mile. I scouted my ideal seats in the shade during an ASA race years ago when my brother and I pulled a fishing boat into the infield because we could. We never thought we'd be back after that day, honestly.
August 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I buy the infield parking to minimize the time I spend on the grounds until I have a Cold Fashioned in my hands
August 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm not usually a fan of padding the back gate with a lot of divisions, but I'm pretty excited about this undercard at Milwaukee today
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My family, heading to Milwaukee, repping David Malukas, Will Power, and a grocery store chain who sold their own jerseys to at least one person apparently.
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
just tried to install an HP LaserJet printer on Windows via video chat with my 13yo and I'm more proud than the day she learned to ride a bike if I'm being honest

@adaventurer.com
August 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
hanging out with my favorite ex-boyfriend
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
pretty sure I have a cord in my junk drawer that would have let me put Dirtvision on this screen at Ravinia Festival and make Donny Schatz the opening act for Cynthia Erivo and the CSO
August 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Saturday of Knoxville Nationals but I'm at a supper club in Door County so you should go follow @mustangjosh94.bsky.social for your inevitable rain delay entertainment
August 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
good news my husband has made the A main
August 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
told you
August 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just another day as a tumble buggy fan
August 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
still trusting that metal detector anyway huh
July 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
my FloRacing live updates are 🔥 tonight
July 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Throwback to the year my 9yo went to the King"s Royal with my parents without me and came back wise beyond her years.
July 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
dropping the list of Tyler Courtney's groomsmen for his Dec '25 wedding in this thread for dirt name data management, plus how do we have 2 guys named Wes, only 1 Rizzy, and zero Corndogs or Porkchops here.

cc: @mustangjosh94.bsky.social this is the size of an A main, how many are provisionals
July 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM